Hawk Tuah Love Thread

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Nigger Cobson

Nigger Cobson

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Nah these goofy ahh boomers can't just be laughing at a funny meme, they have to yap about "jews" being behind hawk tuah like they're mufuggin Sephiroth. By the way, Talk Tuah is the best podcast ever, it beats Theo Von by mile on skibidi sigma fanum tax.
 
I can't believe Trump cancelled his appearance on Talk Tuah over that second assassination attempt.
 
ayo baby gimme dat hawk tuah, nah im playin, no im not, huuhh, wait what? *analyzing view out of the corner of eye*
 
I like when she exclaimed "HAWK TUAH!"* and summoned her mighty hawk to take to the sky over the evil kingdom of Gurgan and commanded it to "spit on that thing!" causing it breath fire onto the evil beings below. It was one of my favorite shows as a kid, I bought all the toys including the girl and her hawk and would eat the branded cereal when I watched it on Saturday mornings.

*As we all know the show was brought over from Japan and the poor translation is fondly remembered in memes by fans to this day. She was actually saying "Hawk, to us!" but because of it's lower budget in localization many anomalies such as her main catch phrase were not understood to be wrong by it's young viewers until the popularization of the internet years later.
 
Memes aren't fun anymore. Normies force them and run them in to the ground in less than a day.

It's only when the meme is offensive that it's given room to breathe and become really funny, as the normies will be too scared of it.

I'll never forget the most basic white girl I ever tried to date. She was a Starbucks, Instagram, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, latest IPhone, Italic wrist tattoo type of girl but she just wouldn't stop making Harambe references. They weren't even funny. It was things like "oh did you hear X died?" "OMG first Harambe, now X *fake laugh*", over and over again.

It made me mad. Internet memes were OUR thing, us losers spending too much time on fringe Internet sites. THIS is cultural appropriation :mad:

It ain't Jews, it's normies trying to be hip, repeating what they hear everyone else saying.
 
I like the Hawk Tuah meme because of how absolutely vapid and banal it is. Like “haha woman said funny sex word, lets plaster her everywhere”. My brother and I will text each other dumb shit like:

“Hawk Tuah girl just released her scathing report on the Federal Reserve’s decision to drop rates by 50 basis points” or “Hawk Tuah has FLUNKED her recent exam for forgetting the fundamental theory of calculus”

As if anyone would care about any of her opinions or anything about her outside of “haha blowjorb”
 
Nobody likes her, not even the people she's been designed to manipulate:
The entire thing stinks of astroturf, and its usually not a terrible practice to just assume kike influence whenever something miraculously gets big in the culture despite having zero merit that also happens to promote promiscuity and vulgarity. If I had a dollar for every time I saw an article that told white women to cheat in their relationships and found something interesting in the author's early life . . .
 
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