Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Hayden said the episodes will only be 7-8 minuets long.
That's not even long enough for a 11 minute episode. Unless he's gonna make the intro and out each a minute and a half long. And that's just cheap and lazy.

So he'll probably do something like this:

0:00-1:30 Intro. Song is some tryhard music meaning to sound "hip" and "cool" to the kids.

1:30-2:30 "Hilarious" standup routine video by TRANS character. Includes hashtags intended for people to spam Twitter with to show how popular the show is. Introduces main theme of episode. Pew pew.

2:30-4:00 Show what other three characters are doing. Each only gets 30 seconds so as not to take away focus from TRANS character. TRANS character most likely also narrates during this time with more "jokes". Pew pew.

4:00-6:00 White guy bullies black guy and/or does something violent/psychotic. Asian girl makes pop culture pun while downing pills. Black guy is silent and plays game. TRANS character is praised for being TRANS, makes "joke" about genitals. Pew pew. Main "conflict" introduced.

7:00-8:45 wacky hijinks insure. TRANS character uses her worldly TRANS knowledge to solve problem. White does violent dumb thing, black guy says little and plays computer, female singer name pun from Asian girl.

8:45-9:30 Episode ends with TRANS character recording another video stating the moral. Makes what is assumed to be an attempt at a joke. Ends with "Pew pew!"

9:30-10:40 Credits

10:40-11:00 "Next time on Gen Zed..." TRANS character narrates preview of next episode. Again ends with "Pew pew!"

Repeat until show ultimately fails.
 
What would hayden and co do then?
Hayden would probably bitch about MRA Gamergators taking his property, and how we were appropriating trans people in our show. I'd like to think he'd be arrogant enough to think that tumblr would rush to his support, and would try to summon an army, which would turn on him.

Can I also say, I actually prefer Enter over this guy. I mean Enters a brony, and he bitches and cries too hard about cartoons, but at least his show had an interesting premise, even if it was a convoluted one. I mean this show has one marketing point, Trans VA lead. Growing Around had the whole world flip turned upside down thing, and if in better hands, could have worked.
 
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you know, If we made a 4-5 minute webisode out of that premise we would have the first trans lead.

What would hayden and co do then?
Hell, I'll voice a character. There, that's 1/4th of the cast already. I'll be Friend B: the stereotypical otaku.

All we need now is Friend A and Friend C. One needs to be a girl so she can serve as a love interest for the lead. is actually smart and considerate, but has a blonde bimbo look so no one takes her seriously, giving her self confidence issues. Friend C can be the "cool" guy who secretly plays these games but hides it in public for fear of losing his status.

EDIT: The post below is good too. It sad that in less than a few minutes these characters have more personality to them then Gen Zed's do.
 
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Friend B: Stereotypical otaku that works in a big box electronics store. Spends his leftover money (after food and rent) on the miniatures and anime. Tries to work every conversation with the folks at "the store" into an anime one, even though most players just want to say, "I'm rolling sixty dice on the charge."

Friend C: The one that lives, breathes, eats, sleeps the game. Can name any and every stat of every model. Huffs paint thinner. All his models are exquisitely painted. In other words, autistic.
 
If you guys ever need an annoying totally-not-passing voice, I'm your guy.

I'm gonna bet on Huey having abusive parents AND being superultraclosetgay. Because those two go hand in hand in panderland.

Might as well start betting on what his arc is. Especially since the writers are labeling it as "original" -- naturally, this means it's either cliche as hell or cringeworthy as fuck.
 
My money'll be on him totally not knowing Shona's trans, keeps hitting on her, goes on date, discovers penis, goes on multi-state killing spree.

If you guys ever need an annoying totally-not-passing voice, I'm your guy.

I'm gonna bet on Huey having abusive parents AND being superultraclosetgay. Because those two go hand in hand in panderland.

Might as well start betting on what his arc is. Especially since the writers are labeling it as "original" -- naturally, this means it's either cliche as hell or cringeworthy as fuck.
You are wrong. It's Cameron's back story. Found the @ieatMRAsforbreakfast interview.

You can listen to it here.

Skip to the 49:00 mark to get to Hayden's "labor of love" interview. Cameron is the one who was bounced from foster home to foster home, suffering abuse, even from foster parents. Good motivation for the quietness, but again, he's not the TRANS lead.
 
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My money'll be on him totally not knowing Shona's trans, keeps hitting on her, goes on date, discovers penis, goes on multi-state killing spree.

He'll find out and be upset and in a psychotic rage because she didn't tell him, until we learn that he was wrong all along for daring to be angry at TRANS LEAD!

Also, if they're really pandering to Tumblr, Huey's gotta be an otherkin right?
 
Also, if they're really pandering to Tumblr, Huey's gotta be an otherkin right?

Nah they just need to make him as over the top jerky as possible seeing as he's a cishet white male (that we know so far) and in theory Tumblr would eat it up.

In practice however...
 
voidsexual
Is that a thing?

If the money-grabbing wasn't obvious enough already, they have a store!

You can buy amazing art featuring the show's unique cringeworthy brand of humour on every surface imaginable!
How about a T-shirt with the infamous "Lana del Cray" line? Or a duvet cover featuring whatshisname's gorgeous face? Framed prints? Leggings? The possibilities are endless!
Those pants :cryblood:
 
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
(though remember that it has to be an "animated comedy" in order to fit the specifications from the preview)
The biggest hurdle to all of this is just finding an animator. No shortage of good writers and voice actors, here.

*It would be kind of funny to make it look equally as terrible, like the Brazilian knockoffs of Pixar movies. Brought to you by Blind Grandmothers Incorporated.
 
In theory we could do a southpark. Paper cutouts and as little movement as possible
 
Is that a thing?

http://dearnonacepeople.tumblr.com/post/99037134631/voidsexual-voidromantic

That's the first link I found when searching. If it you have a vaguely cool sounding word like void, you can bet someone on Tumblr has it as their kintype, gender, and sexual orientation.

I wonder how much complaining this show will do about previous generations? It says in the trailer, "They don't want to be Gen Y." So I think we can assume there will be bitching about their parents and/or predecessors.
 
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