Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Note how they had to put them into the animatic itself, because no one else would laugh at this stuff.
If you mean by laugh "cry out of pain" then I agree. That they put them in to begin with feels like a stupid idea considering they're already publicly available for people to see.
 
I'm betting the "Cake is a Lie" thing is about Cameron and his AI shtick. Creating a GLaDOS AI. I mean, is "The Cake is a Lie" anything BUT a reference from Portal?

Oh hey, we're making a popular reference to something that's 8 years old.

Props for @Kitlen for recording this for us.

Holy shit. That was not funny, like even slightly.

"Cameron- It's gonna be the first ever game with real A.I"

A.I stands for artificial intelligence. Qualifying it with 'real' makes no sense.

So what the fuck is real A.I Hayden?

Bets are on that Quillam is the AI.
 
Way to go bringing in the fans there, guys...

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My god, this is much worse than I thought it was. Here I was thinking that maybe this piece of shit would have at least one redeeming quality...and then they pull out an outdated Portal joke. Brilliant.

Also: "Created by, written by, directed by, produced by, and starring Hayden Black." So he's the new Tommy Wiseau?
 
I love this art because it makes no sense. How can you have a Scooby-Doo homage without Scooby-Doo?

This is really Dobson-tier shit.

I bet their "artist" just can't draw a dog. Not that they draw humans well, either.


Oh, I've been waiting for something like this. KISS, well, specifically Gene Simmons personally, it not only very reactionary politically, but also extremely aggressive about intellectual property.

I wonder what he'd think about this. . .
 
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I love this art because it makes no sense. How can you have a Scooby-Doo homage without Scooby-Doo?
Well, I gotta give em props for not making the black guy scooby at least, it's a suprising their usual brand of humor and all.

And is it just me or do these characters have the like the most bland names imaginable? Like you'd think they would at least have somewhat exotic names comsidering they're such special snowflakes. Honestly their stock personalities are more original than their names.
 
Way to go bringing in the fans there, guys...

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The answer for that character was actually Chinese based on the trailer. But hey, treat genuine questions like shit or show how little you care about your own work some more you horrible unfunny little gremlin.

Also your references are shit and you should feel bad. You have no marketable skill whatsoever, actually somehow being WORSE than most neckbeards and speds when it comes to creating content. I mean fuck, Chris has a better grip on both quips and jokes.
 
As soon as I saw "The Cake Is A Lie" I cringed outwardly, no cake ever mentioned in the video or references to Portal to even make sense of the reference. I suppose you could say that the "American dream" they were sold was the cake but that's stretching it.
They say in the vid that Betsy isn't introduced till episode 3.
I think we can presume that there will be future episodes entitled "An Arrow In The Knee" and "OVAR 900!1!".

Props for @Kitlen for recording this for us.

Holy shit. That was not funny, like even slightly.

"Cameron- It's gonna be the first ever game with real A.I"

A.I stands for artificial intelligence. Qualifying it with 'real' makes no sense.

So what the fuck is real A.I Hayden?

This is supposed to take place in current times right? Vidya have had AI for years now! I mean, you could look as far back as games like Space Invaders for enemies that have AI, at least in the sense that the enemies are programmed to behave a certain way. Even if that doesn't count, there are still countless examples from video games that have NPCs and enemies act on their own, the way they were programmed to do.
Although, I bet if someone told him this, it would result in the same line as the whole "trans lead" thing. He would just say, "Well those games didn't have real A.I.. BUGS will be the FIRST GAME IN ALL OF HISTORY TO HAVE REAL A.I.!!!"

With all those empty chairs, I almost feel bad for them. Almost. Thanks for suffering through @Kitlen !
 
Holy crud lookit that empty room. For a "web series", they certainly have pretty high expectations with this whole panel and publicity and everything. Are they riding on Black's popularity status to think a network's going to pick it up? The way he's going on makes it certainly sound like they are. Like I've said, I doubt any network would pick this up considering all the ire it's getting.

Of course, token white cis guy is the psycho douchebag who likes beating people up. And wow. I wish my mom acted the same way Shona's did when I came out. [/powerlevel]

You know, Hayden, it doesn't matter how good your editors and directors are. You could have freaking Miyazaki direct your thing but if your animators don't know how to animate, it's going to look like shit. He can't dive in there and repair everything to make it look better. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that maybe it's gonna look smoother because all they had for the trailer were keys but I'm still not gonna hold my breath.

This is such a trainwreck. Thanks for taking one for the team, @Kitlen.
 
This is supposed to take place in current times right? Vidya have had AI for years now! I mean, you could look as far back as games like Space Invaders for enemies that have AI, at least in the sense that the enemies are programmed to behave a certain way. Even if that doesn't count, there are still countless examples from video games that have NPCs and enemies act on their own, the way they were programmed to do.

They probably meant "strong AI" or "full AI", where the AI would be capable of handling any situation a human could (As opposed to "weak AI" or "applied AI", which is created to handle a specific task and nothing else). Unfortunately for them...
  1. They couldn't be bothered to look up the term for what they intended to refer to.
  2. Full AI isn't going to be achieved anytime within the timeframe that Gen Zed is supposed to be set
  3. Honestly, it'd be really unrealistic even if the show were actually about members of Generation Z, and not a group of particularly pretentious members of Generation Y
  4. Even if we ever do develop full AI, video games still won't use it because simulating a full consciousness for every entity in the game would be a complete waste of resources
 
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