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I believe I know what's set Hayden off today.
Bye bye, wiki page.
Anyway, the raging continues.
Bye bye, wiki page.
Anyway, the raging continues.
Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
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"I had family that died in those camps"
Sure, he was real close to people who died in the 1940s. And I highly doubt he can trace his lineage directly to somebody who survived the camps, either. Fucking hiding behind the goddamn holocaust now, holy shit.
Sure, he was real close to people who died in the 1940s. And I highly doubt he can trace his lineage directly to somebody who survived the camps, either. Fucking hiding behind the goddamn holocaust now, holy shit.
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Sempai noticed us, everyone!
Hateboner for Irin Liz confirmed.
Man, he went full on conspiracy theorist.
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Quick, someone archive all of that conversation.
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Hi, Black-senpai!
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I think we're breaking him, guys. I mean, not that he was particularly sane to begin with, but wow.
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We're finally an independent entity, now, and not lumped in with the -chans.
Hujambo, Hayden.
Hujambo, Hayden.
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He already sperged out when people mentioned his wiki page on Tumblr. I bet seeing it actually deleted has dealt quite a blow to his ego 
Julie has jumped in and she's as much of a bitch as ever:
These two are contending for Olympic Gold in strawmanning, holy shit. "You disagree with us on Twitter? You're an MRA gamergater 4chan kiwi transphobe nazi who supports LITERAL GENOCIDE!!!"
By the way, i'd love to see hard evidence of the terrrrrrible harrassment they've been complaining about.
Julie has jumped in and she's as much of a bitch as ever:
These two are contending for Olympic Gold in strawmanning, holy shit. "You disagree with us on Twitter? You're an MRA gamergater 4chan kiwi transphobe nazi who supports LITERAL GENOCIDE!!!"
By the way, i'd love to see hard evidence of the terrrrrrible harrassment they've been complaining about.
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Julie got a rather poor taste Auschwitz photoshop job.
Obviously that's tryhard, but using the Holocaust as a shield is equally bad.
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Oh yeah, I haven't seen the shit on the chans. That's shitty.
But using the Holocaust as a rhetorical device? That's a new low even for Hayden.
They've shown they didn't care about tagedies, from exploiting Leelah Alcorn'suicide for publicity to jokes about the Mecca stampede.
And when you call them out on it, it's "manufactured mock outrage".
But of course the same doesn't apply to them.
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Hayden and Julie just need to man up.
Pew pew.
Pew pew.
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You know what's really "manufactured mock outrage?"
Complaining about "harassment" when your shitty, self-adulatory Wikipedia article that you wrote yourself gets deleted for lack of notability.
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Who wants some gen zed smileys? 
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Goldstein, you need to stop responding to stuff with gifs and pics. It's not an effective comeback.
Cue incoming gif trying to be funny but failing horribly. So a gif from Goodnight Burbank/any Hayden Black show.
Also Black's getting so riled up right now. All that time hyping himself up on Wikipedia straight down the pooper.
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This is fucking beautiful. They're about ready to block these guys I think if trying to make it go off rails don't work.
And just to rub salt into the wound Hayden, as I know you're reading this whole thread you self-aggrandizing hack fraud, you will only be remembered for being the most unhireable shrieking asshole ever. You look like a bigger bitch than the guy who wrote American Ultra, who went out of his way to bitch at the audience that didn't accept his film. He at least doesn't regularly piss on neutral questions and even interested fans.
You have no comedic wit, timing, or an understanding of joke structure. You fuck up wordplay, convention, and mechanics with every joke you attempt to make. You can't even say you're breaking the mould, as that would require you to know what that mould looks like; hell it looks like you took the hammer to your wit to be honest. Your observations have been done before, and often by more witty writers. Your delivery is stale and rife with a sense of smug satisfaction ; you are literally the only person you're trying to fluff, not the audience. You can only create nonmedy, as your jokes fall so flat the viewer actually smiles less when they read it. You even fail comedy 101: being able to genuinely laugh at yourself. The funniest people often can make light of anything, including themselves (insert reference about how I look like a horrifyingly fat trollpigman here). This ego and poor word play is why you only ever managed a bit role in a show that you didn't create, which is so easy to do my fucking grandmother has done so for an indie film when they needed a crowd.
If you actually were funny, you wouldn't need to lie about your product. You wouldn't need to desperately shovel off lazy content while binding it to namebrands to sell items. If you were creative, you'd be able to give your comedienne a different and more fitting repetoire of jokes. Fuck, you'd be able to call Shona a comedienne first, an MtF transexual later down the line. But you aren't creative and you clearly don't give a shit; it's obvious in the product.
You are an incompetent jackass to boot. What type of business man, outside of a crooked schmo that is, attempts to tax evade twice? Better yet, what smart producer foists off all the hard stuff (and Animation is hard, I've done it myself) on ONE guy? A guy who you don't pay, along with all the other poor fucks you drag down with you? What gibbering neckbearded chimp lets themselves do the PR work, when they can't even bother to shut the fuck up and take the heat that always occurs with a production? What arrogant lazy douchebag can't even spring for a real people studio? All of these questions can be answered with Hayden Black
You and Julie are anti-competent, and your legacy will be forever tainted with this; no matter what new product you try and lie about, this is going to stay here.
PS: Using the holocaust to hide behind you being a whiny bitch who compares critics to Hitler while fucking a Jewish tranny is not kosher you nebbish schmuck.
And just to rub salt into the wound Hayden, as I know you're reading this whole thread you self-aggrandizing hack fraud, you will only be remembered for being the most unhireable shrieking asshole ever. You look like a bigger bitch than the guy who wrote American Ultra, who went out of his way to bitch at the audience that didn't accept his film. He at least doesn't regularly piss on neutral questions and even interested fans.
You have no comedic wit, timing, or an understanding of joke structure. You fuck up wordplay, convention, and mechanics with every joke you attempt to make. You can't even say you're breaking the mould, as that would require you to know what that mould looks like; hell it looks like you took the hammer to your wit to be honest. Your observations have been done before, and often by more witty writers. Your delivery is stale and rife with a sense of smug satisfaction ; you are literally the only person you're trying to fluff, not the audience. You can only create nonmedy, as your jokes fall so flat the viewer actually smiles less when they read it. You even fail comedy 101: being able to genuinely laugh at yourself. The funniest people often can make light of anything, including themselves (insert reference about how I look like a horrifyingly fat trollpigman here). This ego and poor word play is why you only ever managed a bit role in a show that you didn't create, which is so easy to do my fucking grandmother has done so for an indie film when they needed a crowd.
If you actually were funny, you wouldn't need to lie about your product. You wouldn't need to desperately shovel off lazy content while binding it to namebrands to sell items. If you were creative, you'd be able to give your comedienne a different and more fitting repetoire of jokes. Fuck, you'd be able to call Shona a comedienne first, an MtF transexual later down the line. But you aren't creative and you clearly don't give a shit; it's obvious in the product.
You are an incompetent jackass to boot. What type of business man, outside of a crooked schmo that is, attempts to tax evade twice? Better yet, what smart producer foists off all the hard stuff (and Animation is hard, I've done it myself) on ONE guy? A guy who you don't pay, along with all the other poor fucks you drag down with you? What gibbering neckbearded chimp lets themselves do the PR work, when they can't even bother to shut the fuck up and take the heat that always occurs with a production? What arrogant lazy douchebag can't even spring for a real people studio? All of these questions can be answered with Hayden Black
You and Julie are anti-competent, and your legacy will be forever tainted with this; no matter what new product you try and lie about, this is going to stay here.
PS: Using the holocaust to hide behind you being a whiny bitch who compares critics to Hitler while fucking a Jewish tranny is not kosher you nebbish schmuck.
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Hayden black presents- The first ever non-comedy!
A truly groundbreaking show....
Please give me money
A truly groundbreaking show....
Please give me money