Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Also Black's getting so riled up right now. All that time hyping himself up on Wikipedia straight down the pooper. :story: :story: :story:

In the now-gone Wiki page, he complained about the "4chan-8chan conspiracy to nuke this page."

I guess Wiki admins are nazi Gamergators now :story:



P.S. Hayden, since you're reading this:
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xoxo
 
And now he's being a passive aggressive shit


Well duh you atavism to human evolution. Acting like this fucks up any chances of sponsorship or getting a decent word of mouth going since it shows how unprofessional you really are.
 
Can Hayden and Julie just sign up here already?

My sister bought popcorn.
They'll only read it, since they want to operate on persecution and active participation weakens the image in their mind. This webzone also strips control from them, and that's something they won't give up.

It's lulzy to see that we're rending them more buttmad than the time Hayden went in dry while railing Julie just by merely existing though.
 
Hi, Hayden.
I am jewish, so much of a jew that my grandfather+his father directly fled to the united states during world war II. So Hayden - if we're having a jew contest, I win.
Please stop using the deaths of millions of people to make your shitty tweets. Comparing things to the holocaust is pretty fuckin' low unless there's active genocide. Also, tweeting about gamergate? Is it still 2014?

Pew pew!
 
This may be the best chimp out I've seen this year thanks to the farms. Its almost as if Hayden has his own lenspiracy to maintain which links the Chans, Gamergate, the Nazis, MRA's, Wikipedia admins and now the farms. There is so much salt being produced I feel like I'm in the Dead Sea.
 
Hayden is still the only person on earth who has the right to be offended.

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It has to be the fifteenth time he used the term "mock outrage". Just like a 5-year-old, he found a phrase he likes so he has to repeat it over and over because he thinks it sounds cool.
 
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Hayden is still the only person ln eaeth who has the right to be offended.

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It has to be the fifteenth time he used the term "mock outrage". Just like a 5-year-old, he found a phrase he likes so he has to repeat it over and over because he thinks it sounds cool.
It's beautiful that he just cannot accept that he's an offensive dickbag, since that ruins his own vision of being a comedic genius. His wiki page that he made and policed himself must have meant a lot to Hayden Black, toddler and fraud behind Gen Zed.
 
And now he's being a passive aggressive shit

Once again taking things out of context to try and win an argument.
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So you see, when he says "we started it" he's referring to the conversation. Ya know Black, if you're going to take things out of context, you might not want to do so in a way that directly links to the thing you're taking out of context.

Oh, who am I kidding, expecting competence and non horrible behavior from you.
 
Something I missed when this chimpout first started. Remember that girl he was arguing with? This is how it actually started.


Puts a really gross spin on it, doesn't it?
Jesus, what a repugnant little cretin.

The worst thing about this whole trainwreck is that the harassment thing is basically a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Aside from a few trolls, most people approach them are voicing polite dissent. But when you react like a complete asshole to even the most polite critics, you're pretty much guaranteed to turn them into haters.

But then again, Hayden lives in a world where he's a hot world-famous comedic genius rather than an ugly little gnome with facial asymmetry and no Wiki article, so Earth logic does not apply to him.
 
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One joke with Susan Boyle as the punch-line would be one thing, but eight is something else entirely. He could have at least had the courtesy to have given them a little variety, rather than just having them all be jokes about her not being attractive.
 
One joke with Susan Boyle as the punch-line would be one thing, but eight is something else entirely. He could have at least had the courtesy to have given them a little variety, rather than just having them all be jokes about her not being attractive.

Doesn't help that Hayden Black is a hypocritical schlub as well as a kvetchin mamzer schmuck to boot. He's such a schande to all tummelers I'm bustin' out Yiddish words to mock him.
 
Also didn't Susan Boyle reveal herself to be autistic? I have no idea why he thought appealing to tumblr was at all a good idea. Half his jokes would offend a sane person.

(Also that lesbians one makes no sense. Wouldn't a better punch line be something about how those unattractive ladies are clearing up his dating pool or something? I'm trying to come up with a reason it's funny in my head but Hayden is not worth the effort)
 
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