Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Erica]

I want the trailer to go back up to see how many people actually watched the trailer without the views Hayden purchased.

 

[Hat]

I want the trailer to go back up to see how many people actually watched the trailer without the views Hayden purchased.

This mirror has just over 1,200 views, if that's any indication.

 

[sassyma seed]

Here's a screenshot, since there seem to be problems embedding the tweet.
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It certainly took a lot of resources. Without those precious seconds of manpower, the GG/4chan/Kiwi Army may go hungry this winter.

Cue more incoming gifs n' jokes n' "pew pews!"about how the world is just afraid of how wonderful their show is, and how they seriously don't care you guys,like, seriously totally really don't care.

 

[Romance Larghetto Ally]

I wonder what Hayden is so afraid of that he has to be sitting right next to each person involved in the project during an interview.

More successful shows have allowed those that work in a project speak for themselves. They show how much they really support and enjoy working on the show.

No, Hayden has to be there to hold their hands, and to make sure they don't go off-script. I would cherish it if Julie or Alex Bradley were to be alone, and they'd lean into the microphone and whisper, "Send help..."

 

[Stress Sigh]

Hayden is still in the denial stage of fucking up. I can't wait until the bargaining phase.

Really though this is really a case of flying to close to the sun for our no talent Icarus. If he never tried this dumb oh so progressive cash grab he'd maybe still have what little notoriety he had before we corrected it. Slowly he's starting to see the world never gave a shit about his no talented ass and he was just scooting by because no one gave a damn enough about him to correct anything.

 

[Optimus Prime]

What we may be seeing now is the genesis of Tumblr's own counterpart to DarkSydePhil. Stay frosty, devil dogs.

If Black is to DSP, then who is PandaHalo?

 

[JU 199]

PandaHalo?

Julie rei Goldstein

 

[MagneticTowels]

Julie rai Goldstein

For_Julie's_Eyes_Only

 

[女鬼]

White people making "lol white people" jokes are embarassing.

Hayden just loves talking about erections, doesn't he? I'm sure that's gonna win him points with the Tumblr crowd.

 

[AnOminous]

Hayden is still in the denial stage of fucking up. I can't wait until the bargaining phase.

Really though this is really a case of flying to close to the sun for our no talent Icarus.

A retarded Icarus who never got off the ground whose wings fell apart the first time he flapped them.

 

[Stress Sigh]

A retarded Icarus who never got off the ground whose wings fell apart the first time he flapped them.

I'd debate this latest stunt is him free falling swearing up and down he's soaring.

 

[女鬼]

I'd debate this latest stunt is him free falling swearing up and down he's soaring.

But in order to fall, you need to rise first.

It's more like he's frantically digging a hole while swearing he's going up.

 

[Stress Sigh]

But in order to fall, you need to rise first.

It's more like he's frantically digging a hole while swearing he's going up.

With how he tried piggybacking off the Ipad's Wikipedia article I imagine him jumping off a mole hill swearing he can touch a cloud.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

...really?



And more erection jokes.

 

[sassyma seed]

...really?



And more erection jokes.

Once again, adding a stupid catchphrase can ruin a joke. Just saying "Woah, you have a brain?" That would've sufficed. Not funny or original, but still not horrible. Adding Pew Pew! just ruins it.

I'm in the middle of Red Vs Blue, and anyone who's seen it will know Tucker's catch phrase that he says after any line that could be considered dirty. For instance, Tex says she needs a hard line connection for something, he responds with "I've got a hard line Tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow."

This works so much better than Pew Pew because, while kind of immature, they are still able to get some laughs out of it. Like when someone says something possibly dirty, and everyone looks at Tucker, who responds with, "I'm not that easy!" Even though it's immature, they can still play around and have fun with it, making it funny. It also certainly helps that Red Vs Blue is already a pretty funny and successful show.

There's a little comedy tip for ya Black. Though if you don't listen to your own writing tips and advice I doubt you'll listen to mine.

 

[sleepdeprived]

I know this is immature but jesus fucking christ Hayden Black's facial features are all crammed into the bottom 1/4ths of his available face space and it's so uncomfortable to look at

 

[Silver]

I've said it before but Hayden's presentation of his show and his mishmash sense of comedy (or nonmedy) really feels like an alien. I feel like an alien came to earth and found things that people like (dick jokes, dad jokes, popular celebrities, online gaming, trans* people and representation in general, topical issues like Bill Cosby, politics) and just threw it all together thinking "it will be EVEN MORE popular than any of the component elements!" when in reality it's like creating a show to appeal to fans of I Love Lucy, Pokémon, the French impressionist stylistic era, The Iliad, veganism, and astrophysics.

 

[Manny Calavera]

I may be wrong but he kind of has a slight physical resemblance to Al from Toy Story 2.

Except Al is actually funny.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Count groudon]

A retarded Icarus who never got off the ground whose wings fell apart the first time he flapped them.

An unbearable Icarus who died falling out of the tower because he spent more time talking about his wings and whining that people are talking about him than building wings,