Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[MicroEZ]

Listen here, person. Adding "pew pew!" at the end of an unfunny joke does not make it funny. In fact, contrary to what you believe, it has the opposite effect of what you want it to do. Therefore, adding "pew pew!" at the end of an unfunny joke makes it even less funny.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Make the hurting stop.

How's this?
http://powerrangermexican1.tumblr.com/post/128880108095/also-this-gee-nice-portrayal-of-mexican

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Listen here, person. Adding "pew pew!" at the end of an unfunny joke does not make it funny. In fact, contrary to what you believe, it has the opposite effect of what you want it to do. Therefore, adding "pew pew!" at the end of an unfunny joke makes it even less funny.

I felt a little piece of myself die reading that joke. Not even kidding.

 

[AnOminous]

Listen here, person. Adding "pew pew!" at the end of an unfunny joke does not make it funny. In fact, contrary to what you believe, it has the opposite effect of what you want it to do. Therefore, adding "pew pew!" at the end of an unfunny joke makes it even less funny.

Pew pew is the verbal equivalent of a laugh track.

It basically just underscores how painfully, sadistically unfunny these pathetic people are.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm convinced that you could tell the funniest joke in the world, and adding Pew Pew would instantly make it cringe-worthy.

 

[falsely_rendered]

There are so many things wrong with that joke. So many.

@ Hayden Black/Shona/whoevertheheck: Pew pew is not and never will be funny. It just highlights how unfunny your "jokes" are. It is the hideous offspring of canned laughter and shots fired that should have been aborted before it was born -- just like this show. Pew pew.

 

[Quijibo69]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

There are so many things wrong with that joke. So many.

@ Hayden Black/Shona/whoevertheheck: Pew pew is not and never will be funny. It just highlights how unfunny your "jokes" are. It is the hideous offspring of canned laughter and shots fired that should have been aborted before it was born -- just like this show. Pew pew.

So to sum up...

 

[Tailypo]

I swear, if I see "pew pew" one more time, I'm gonna chuck something out the window.

How can someone be this horribly unfunny?

 

[Ido]

Someone who worked on Futurama is working on this abomination of a series right?

 

[Captain_Asshole]

I like how Goldstein replies more often to troll twits in a poor effort to appear witty rather than answering legit questions about the show.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how Goldstein replies more often to troll twits in a poor effort to appear witty rather than answering legit questions about the show.

They also treat everyone, even people asking legit questions, as if they're the same who are actually trolling them.

So they're basically pissing in the face of the people they want to convert to their shitty show.

 

[Adamska]

Listen here, person. Adding "pew pew!" at the end of an unfunny joke does not make it funny. In fact, contrary to what you believe, it has the opposite effect of what you want it to do. Therefore, adding "pew pew!" at the end of an unfunny joke makes it even less funny.

Every joke in Gen Zed has been a perfect case of Nonmedy so far to be honest.

 

[millais]

Make the hurting stop.

Women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, but the character telling the joke is a pre-op tranny whose passport is still stamped with a big fat "M", so it makes sense that the tranny is able to make the joke in the first place.

Hayden has the logic figured out, now he just needs to learn how to implement the humor.

 

[Dr. Meme]

"whats the best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!
pew pew!"

 

[JU 199]

Make the hurting stop.

Remember Hayden is also lazy. So of course he reuses 'jokes' on his other platforms. Spot the difference


Hayden, adding pew pew to Shona's tweets wont disguise what a lazy git you are.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I feel like this may have been posted already, but it bears repeating.

 

[JU 199]

I feel like this may have been posted already, but it bears repeating.

mine from about 2 weeks ago

@SteelPlatedHeart's recent check

Hayden's been a naughty boy .

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

mine from about 2 weeks ago

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@SteelPlatedHeart's recent check

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Hayden's been a naughty boy .

It gets better.

 

[Ravana]

How do you tell who's a fake follower or not?