I just want one straight male character in one of Viv's shows.
I would say most of the males in Zoophobia....

Except Alanzo's so fruity that Jackie might as well be his beard.....

Zill is a rejected Sonic OC....

Jack's entire personality is "SAD BOI, UWU"....

And Spam is "LOL SO RANDUM". Speaking of Zoophobia......
Why talk about what the show is actually named off of? Cameron's ZOOPHOBIA.. NO NO gotta stuff in all her busy furries. She's a guidance counselor, she can just add the fucking furries le epic sad backstory when she I don't know councled them? And that she can explore the world and get over her fear and even participate with the side characters fights (her alien thingy and Damien) even have her have abilities as a human that the other characters don't have to make her different and special in this world. But no ADHD goon brain gotta chase the dopamine then cry on Twitter.
^I've been saying this shit for years, but I want to draw special attention to this part:
she can just add the fucking furries le epic sad backstory when she I don't know councled them?
THIS. RIGHT THE FUCK HERE. The reason why Zoophobia pisses me off so goddamn much, all these years later, is because Vivienne, on some subconscious level, KNEW THIS. How do I know?

Because Chapter 4 is a counselling session between Cameron and Jack. And, surprise, surprise, aside from Chapter 1, IT'S THE BEST CHAPTER OF THE ENTIRE GODDAMN COMIC.

We get a bit of both Jack and Zill's backstory, thus getting a glimpse into the world of Safe Haven....

Cameron's inquiries/reactions provide a nice bit of comedy.......

And we even get a nice little moment at the end interspersing between Cameron and Jack, both reflecting on how the session was mutually beneficial for the both of them. You can imagine how Teen Vyse reacted to this:
Teen Vyse said:
Oh my god, YES! YES! After two chapters of mostly irrelevant filler, we finally get what we signed up for! Now for counselling sessions with the other 4 students (Zill, Kayla, Spam, and Vanex) so the story can begin in earnest!
Teen Vyse said:
Wait, who the fuck is this guy? Well, no matter, once he gets to school, someone will refer him to Cameron and we'll get another counselling session, right?
Teen Vyse said:
Teen Vyse said:
Oh, I see, it's a red herring! Clever Viv, clever. Mackenzie (who was briefly introduced in Chapter 2) will get referred to Cameron and then SHE will have the counselling session with her, and even better, she's also a human, so she and Cameron will have something in commo -
Teen Vyse said:

.....we're not seeing Cameron in this chapter at all are we?

[COMIC ABRUTPLY ENDS]
And that, fellow Kiwis, was one of the most profound feelings of disappointment your dear narrator ever felt. Only solace is that soon, plenty of people would go through the same cycle of hope and disappointment with HH and HB