CyrusHowler
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If I was a billionaire I’d buy Spindlehorse and change HH and HB to be everything their fanbases hate.
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this has been an ongoing problem of hers going all the way back to her pre-Hazbin webcomic, Zoophobia.View attachment 7719225
Holy shit, man. Holy shit.
Taking this specific part into scrutiny, we now know much of the methodology behind at least most of the poor writing choices in HB/HH: Vivziepop doing the writing equivalent of SEQUENCE BREAKING, just to get the plot/characters where she wants them to be.
With how fast and loose they play with biblical canon, I'd guess no.Is Jesus Christ canon in this show?
C.S. Lewis kind of did that, but yeah, I hope they don't. Leave Jesus alone you weirdoes. They'd probably make him a homo too.Is Jesus Christ canon in this show? I really hope they don't make a fursona for Him.
It'd probably be another "be vaguely nice to each other" hippie interpretation, ignoring that Jesus would absolutely not be nice to fucking demons lmao.They'd probably make him a homo too.
Charlie taking charge is a laugh. Also did they just unintentionally say that Blitzø doesn't feel safe with Stolas? Because he has been mean and insut Stolas plenty of ti.es.Vivzie really hates women and interesting conflict
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Way to throw away a potential concept now that both shows are under the Amazon umbrella. Imps have been shown having contempt or trying to assassinate Stolas, so who's to say Blitzo's doesn't have the same attitudes towards Charlie since Stolas is the only royal he treats without disgust.Vivzie really hates women and interesting conflict
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The only way this dynamic is possible is via heavily downplaying the fact that Blitzo is a professional hitman and generally terrible person.Vivzie really hates women and interesting conflict
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If this were being written by someone competent, they'd also immediately realize Charlie would have an issue with Blitz killing people since he's contributing to the overpopulation problem.The only way this dynamic is possible is via heavily downplaying the fact that Blitzo is a professional hitman and generally terrible person.
Unironically very likely, Vivz is the worst fujoshit I've ever seen so she'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus as an attempt to be edgy and boundary pushing or something and then r/atheism would sperg the fuck out.They'd probably make him a homo too.
Viv's contempt for actual Christianity is only outmatched by her fear of getting onto the conservative shitlist on Twitter and Bluesky. Even an army of teenagers can't defend her against pissed off fundies.Unironically very likely, Vivz is the worst fujoshit I've ever seen so she'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus as an attempt to be edgy and boundary pushing or something and then r/atheism would sperg the fuck out.
Shockingly I'm finding a lot of QRTs saying roughly the same thing.If this were being written by someone competent, they'd also immediately realize Charlie would have an issue with Blitz killing people since he's contributing to the overpopulation problem.
Considering how confident Amazon has her feeling, I could see some shit going down in the next season of hazbin hotel if she does seriously do the Jesus x Lucifer garbage. I pray that Amazon drops her so the animators that have to make that garbage can get reassigned to invincible.Viv's contempt for actual Christianity is only outmatched by her fear of getting onto the conservative shitlist on Twitter and Bluesky. Even an army of teenagers can't defend her against pissed off fundies.
S1 of Hazbin already made her look like that like a massive pussy with no principles in a few ways.Honestly, this is much more damaging to Charlie's character than anyone else because it makes her look like a massive pussy with no prinicples.
The chance to getting into Heaven or Hell is literally a lottery. No one knows how it works, not even the angelsWhat if they had a soldier who believed what he was doing was right but by the very end of his life he realized he was wrong would he get sent to heaven for thinking his cause was righteous or hell for being on the wrong side
Theres conservatives on Bluesky? Since when? Those dweebs can barely sit well on Twitter without getting laughed and this is even with Musk boi trying to suck em off in the past.Viv's contempt for actual Christianity is only outmatched by her fear of getting onto the conservative shitlist on Twitter and Bluesky. Even an army of teenagers can't defend her against pissed off fundies
Basically we got a fun and albein dorky tomboy replaced with someone you can sell magic beans that cure cancer.Fuck, I miss the Charlie who would retaliate against the news woman, call out Angel for him humiliating the hotel, and tell off Alastor that she knows he's up to no good but still desperately needs any help she can get
Wouldn't they essentially be brothers/father and son depending on the interpretationshe'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus
Which is strange because the system seems to work perfectly fine. Normal, decent people go to heaven and hell is full of rapists, pimps, strung out hookers, murderers, hitmen and cannibals.The chance to getting into Heaven or Hell is literally a lottery. No one knows how it works, not even the angels
Nobody cares about fundies any more. I can't even name the last person who got canceled by fundies.Viv's contempt for actual Christianity is only outmatched by her fear of getting onto the conservative shitlist on Twitter and Bluesky. Even an army of teenagers can't defend her against pissed off fundies.
No, Jesus is God and God's only son. Lucifer was the "brightest of the angels," hence his name, but still a creation.Wouldn't they essentially be brothers/father and son depending on the interpretation