Heart Attack Grill - The restaurant that speaks gluttony on a whole nother level. People over 350lbs eat free.

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I've never been in the restaurant, but looking into it, it looks like just a normal restaurant that kind of reminds you of hooters.
Theres a scale you can step on to weigh yourself outside.
 
I didn't realize that place was still open. I think it was supposed to be a social experiment meant to mock its own patrons, and the patrons in turn would see eating there as a challenge. Like the reverse of extreme sports.
 
It looks fun and I have to admit to kind of liking the Last Supper parody (Ronald McDonald takes the place of Judas, for whatever that's worth). The thing about enormous amounts of food is it costs money, and stuff like burgers just don't hold up as leftovers (and hotel refrigerators suck).

Plus I can imagine that by itself, a "Single Bypass Burger" is pretty forgettable.
 
The thing I remember most about this place other than the constantly dying spokesmen, the nurses, and the surprisingly low yelp rating is a radio interview where the interviewer was gushing about all the unhealthy things at the restaurant like the cigarettes and sugar and fat and eagerly asked if they had transfats and the owner just sort of mumbled and trailed off quietly ashamed, missing a golden opportunity roll with the fact that animal fats were actually healthier.
 
beautiful person said:
I didn't realize that place was still open. I think it was supposed to be a social experiment meant to mock its own patrons, and the patrons in turn would see eating there as a challenge. Like the reverse of extreme sports.
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I want to say it was some doctor that opened it and he's say shit like, "If you eat here than you're going to die". He said it was to raise awareness but I think he just really hated fat people. Probably from years of being a doctor and dealing with their bullshit.
 
I never understood the pearl clutching over it as if this heart attack grill was killing people. Very little difference between the food there and at any fried fast food place, only difference is the portions and being cheaper to eat more. The people who actually die of being fat from eating there would have done that anyways at mcdonalds or whatever this place is just more honest about the situation is all lol.
 
Xarpho's Return said:
It looks fun and I have to admit to kind of liking the Last Supper parody (Ronald McDonald takes the place of Judas, for whatever that's worth). The thing about enormous amounts of food is it costs money, and stuff like burgers just don't hold up as leftovers (and hotel refrigerators suck).

Plus I can imagine that by itself, a "Single Bypass Burger" is pretty forgettable.
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A lot of hotel rooms in the Vegas tourist areas (strip/Fremont) don't even have fridges or microwaves.

Anyway, the food there is nothing special. Just basically diner food in huge portions.
 
Seen few episodes about them, place is absolutely based. Probably not very tasty but the show is the more important thing.
 
Instead of cooking in veg oil they cook in pure lard. Of course this means it probably tastes good and is healthier than other fast food chains if you eat normal portions. They also have a butterfat milkshake, again better than some fucking milk and gum slop
It's a commentary on fat people's gluttony that should be morbid but fatties have no shame.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I want to say it was some doctor that opened it and he's say shit like, "If you eat here than you're going to die". He said it was to raise awareness but I think he just really hated fat people. Probably from years of being a doctor and dealing with their bullshit.
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I believe the story was that it was a personal trainer who noticed that people liked cheating on their diets, so he took it to the extreme.
 
Ngl, going here is a must on my dream Vegas itinerary. I've always wanted to go there. Yeah yeah it's bad for you but it would be a good place to go once when you're on vacation.

The people who died there already had a foot in the grave anyways. Thet would've died anywhere.
 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
What is it like eating those giant burgers or fries covered in lard?
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I've never been to the Heart Attack Grill and I have no intention of changing that however I did recently watch a video where Meatcanyon, the guy who makes weird cartoons, went to Vegas and reviewed 4 different "Breastaurants" including HAG.


It ranked dead last and he said that the food was terrible, cheap, frozen burger patties, very dry, etc.

Based on the video I'll add that I do not like the aesthetic of the establishment or any of it's gimmicks. You might expect me to object most to its wanton appeal to gluttony however I actually think forcing patrons to wear hospital gowns and publicly spanking people who don't finish their food is worse.

Of all the "Breastaurants" he reviewed I have to agree with his conclusion that Twin Peaks looks the least objectionable. The food is supposedly good and, by comparison to the other places, the waitresses were dressed the least immodestly. Still I can't say I approve of the concept of a restaurant where the main gimmick is tempting patrons with the sin of lust. On that principle I'd have to say, despite the food reportedly being good, Ojos Locos is at least as objectionable as Heart Attack Grill.

Finally I think he nailed it during his review of Hooters when he assessed that the waitress assumed his friend, and most other patrons, are retards.
 
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