Hector Martin / Héctor Martín Cantero / @marcan42 / マルカン / @marcan42x / @marcan@treehouse.systems / Asahi Lina / Asahi Linux - Developer of Asahi Linux with a VTuber persona. Made Byuu's death unbelievable. Constantly accuses others of harassment and abuse. Hates Hacker News and Kiwi Farms.

[Marche]

An update: not just sex workers, but "people of colour".

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Yeah, but not specifically trans people of colour, you bigot.

What sex workers and people of color?
There is actual large political groups that do all that anti-censorship stuff for the porn industry so I don't think you need To worry about your favourite interacial gang bang website getting shut down.

 

[Pee Cola]

He's had a new Register puff piece (archive) (comments page). They fucking love marcan there.

The Register is a Bri'ish website was a Bri'ish website, sadly taken over by ultra-pozzed Amerimutts who shat all over the founder's legacy. That explains why they're constantly tripping over themselves to deeply inhale the girldick.

I remember the good old days when they used to post snarky headlines and legitimately interesting articles.

EDIT: h/t @teriyakiburns for the fact checking

 

[teriyakiburns]

The Register is a Bri'ish website

Not true. It was bought out by an American company more than a decade ago. Its editorial position shifted drastically after Lester died; all of its prominent writers are American now.

 

[Pee Cola]

Not true. It was bought out by an American company more than a decade ago. Its editorial position shifted drastically after Lester died; all of its prominent writers are American now.

That explains a lot. Either way, The Register is a pathetic shadow of its former self.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Hector is boasting that he was awarded $1000 for finding a vulnerability in Mac OS (https://vt.social/@lina/111053598693626726):


CVE-2022-32947, and yes, he submitted it as "Asahi Lina". Does that mean he's foregone the thousand dollars, or will Apple really send the money to any old bank account? (Or cheque, given they're Americans.)

He probably would have got a lot more than that if he'd sold it to the glowies...

 

[Markass the Worst]

Hector is boasting that he was awarded $1000 for finding a vulnerability in Mac OS (https://vt.social/@lina/111053598693626726):
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CVE-2022-32947, and yes, he submitted it as "Asahi Lina". Does that mean he's foregone the thousand dollars, or will Apple really send the money to any old bank account? (Or cheque, given they're Americans.)

He probably would have got a lot more than that if he'd sold it to the glowies...

Archive of toot
Archive of Apple security patchnotes (credits Asahi Lina)

 

[AnOminous]

CVE-2022-32947, and yes, he submitted it as "Asahi Lina". Does that mean he's foregone the thousand dollars, or will Apple really send the money to any old bank account? (Or cheque, given they're Americans.)

Well, his sock troon account needs SOME credible actual achievements to seem legitimate.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Well, his sock troon account needs SOME credible actual achievements to seem legitimate.

Plus, any criticism of the code will be treated as transphobia or misogyny.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Did you know that, like Hector, Lina likes to play the piano? (https://vt.social/@lina/110979742656723682, https://archive.ph/mtbq7)
I'd love to hear them do a duet someday! It's no wonder they get on so well, when they have so much in common.

Lina also shares marcan's fondness of the number 42 - before her good friend graciously gave her an e-mail account, her address was asahilina42@gmail.com (https://github.com/Inochi2D/inochi2d/commit/397b434d80cb74531ca055101a4d94480cabb528.patch, https://archive.ph/7YDBW). What are the odds?

 

[Type93Torpedo]

CVE-2022-32947, and yes, he submitted it as "Asahi Lina". Does that mean he's foregone the thousand dollars, or will Apple really send the money to any old bank account? (Or cheque, given they're Americans.)

He probably would have got a lot more than that if he'd sold it to the glowies...

Probably just told Apple that Hector is his "deadname" and that he hasn't changed it legally.

But it would be funnier if he passed up on 1K to keep up some weird tranny larp.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I'd love to hear them do a duet someday!

Well you're (not) in luck then, friend.

Please make sure to notice the moment at 2:37 when hector sighs but instead of his avatar lighting up it makes 'lina' move.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Well you're (not) in luck then, friend.

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Please make sure to notice the moment at 2:37 when hector sighs but instead of his avatar lighting up it makes 'lina' move.

Okay, I take it back.

Is he trying to be the new Terry? As in, combining programming streams with extreme mental illness - except instead of ranting about glowniggers he's doing whatever the fuck this is. He definitely goes beyond the usual level of autism expected of a kernel hacker.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Okay, I take it back.

Is he trying to be the new Terry? As in, combining programming streams with extreme mental illness - except instead of ranting about glowniggers he's doing whatever the fuck this is. He definitely goes beyond the usual level of autism expected of a kernel hacker.

He gazed too long into the kernal.

 

[Lady Ivlia de Nîmes]

Well you're (not) in luck then, friend.

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Please make sure to notice the moment at 2:37 when hector sighs but instead of his avatar lighting up it makes 'lina' move.

Is there anything more sad in the world than this 31 year old man talking/singing to himself?

Lina also shares marcan's fondness of the number 42

If there wasn't all the other evidence, this wouldn't really be of use, given that the probably of 42 being the "favorite number" of any given computer "scientist" is quite high.

 

[the despicable internet]

Well you're (not) in luck then, friend.

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Please make sure to notice the moment at 2:37 when hector sighs but instead of his avatar lighting up it makes 'lina' move.

Oh my shit that is truly horrifying.

If there wasn't all the other evidence, this wouldn't really be of use, given that the probably of 42 being the "favorite number" of any given computer "scientist" is quite high.

He could've at least gone for something like 0xDEADBEEF or 0xCAFEBABE, 42 is so surface level nerd.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Oh my shit that is truly horrifying.

He could've at least gone for something like 0xDEADBEEF or 0xCAFEBABE, 42 is so surface level nerd.

Except he uses Rust, and Rust bitches at you if you use 0xCAFEBABE as a constant. (I wish I was making this up.)

 

[the despicable internet]

Except he uses Rust, and Rust bitches at you if you use 0xCAFEBABE as a constant. (I wish I was making this up.)

I tried to get it to trigger with both cargo build and clippy but seems it doesn't (anymore?) but I found this hillarious pull request: https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/92469

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

I tried to get it to trigger with both cargo build and clippy but seems it doesn't (anymore?) but I found this hillarious pull request: https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/92469

It's all so unbelievably cringe.

 

[AnOminous]

Except he uses Rust, and Rust bitches at you if you use 0xCAFEBABE as a constant. (I wish I was making this up.)

And I thought I was just meming and shitposting whenever I say Rust is a fag language for fags.

 

[Raven Rainbow]

Except he uses Rust, and Rust bitches at you if you use 0xCAFEBABE as a constant. (I wish I was making this up.)

Amazing, and another great example of why I will never touch Rust because of its community no matter how good the language is. Here's the current list of PrObLeMaTiC consts from https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/blob/master/src/tools/tidy/src/style.rs @ 15e9f56

// Intentionally written in decimal rather than hex
const PROBLEMATIC_CONSTS: &[u32] = &[
    184594741, 2880289470, 2881141438, 2965027518, 2976579765, 3203381950, 3405691582, 3405697037,
    3735927486, 3735932941, 4027431614, 4276992702,
];

And translated to hex they are

[
 "b00b135",
 "abadbabe",
 "abbababe",
 "b0bababe",
 "b16b00b5",
 "beefbabe",
 "cafebabe",
 "cafed00d",
 "deadbabe",
 "deadd00d",
 "f00dbabe",
 "feedbabe",
]

what's really PROBLEMATIC here is how they still use master branch name. YIKES, BE BETTER Y'ALL