Hello can the FBI please come to my house? I think it would be fucking cool if that happened so that I can tell people about what happened.

[Gorgar]

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[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

The FBI, no. The CIA, on the other hand…..

 

[urr13 account]

I'm gonna need a bit more information if you want me to SWAT you

 

[Shidoen]

The FBI already maxed out their budget, what till next year so they can send over a full force.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I'm gonna need a bit more information if you want me to SWAT you

I think @Dyn already has enough information to work with.

 

[Shig O'nella]

A visit by a pair of bored and overworked field agents is cool?

You need to get out more, my friend.

 

[El Goblina]

I think @Dyn already has enough information to work with.

The point is, doing it collaboratively is fun.

OP, to be clear, in order to do this successfully, we need at a minimum: your home address, and a reason to call the FBI on you. Maybe it's some kind of threat you're making publicly. You can help the process!

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

You can have FBI at your house by doing the following:

1. go to university for 4 years in a field of your interest
2. acquire 2 years of job experience
3. be at least 23 years old but not yet 37
4. apply to become federal police agent
5. get the job
6. go to FBI training for 19 weeks in Virginia
7. go home and an FBI agent is at your house

 

[Skitarii]

I want the KGB to show up to my house, kick my shit in a little, call me a pidar and then leave so I can use my trauma to become john wick