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Kittentits said:
I am reposting this here for the Artistic Gallery thread so that Jace and the rest of Deagle Nation can fully see my apology.

After consulting the highest orders of Deagle Nation, I've accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, burned my $1000 tablet, deleted all professional artistic programs along with System 32 and begun my cleansing ritual of bathing in holy water harvested from the tears of Muslim widows and orphans of Al Qaeda POWs for 9 days and 11 hours. I have seen the errors of my ignorant ways. I ask only that Jace forgive me for my corrupted past as I was blinded by the liberal media and lead off the path of patriotism.

I am sorry for thinking myself higher than a full blooded marine who fought for my right to live by the ways of the good old U S of A. While I regret the years I have followed what I believed were the ideals of true art and studied under them I see now how wrong they were. Anatomy, color theory, the horizon line, perspective, emotion, all lies hindering true artistic quality to fit an agenda towards working slave labor for the biased media.

I have quit my job as a concept artist, dropped out of college and moved to a humble Cannabis Farm in Colorado.

I ask that Deagle Nation pray for me as I move to turn over a new leaf. I personally apologize to Jace for my unrightful judgement. I hope that you all can forgive me and please, wish me the best of luck in my future endeavors.
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Your repentance isn't complete until you make a gmod comic. Only when you have complete faith in the holy scriptures of Valve (also known as the preexisting wireframes, textures, and the source engine shader), enough so to fully replace all of your previous artistic knowledge, can you truly say you've repented.
 
I'm glad to hear that you're in a better state of mind, Jace. Sounds like your life is improving. It'll be hard, but so are all things worth doing. Good luck!
 
hm yeah said:
jesus plays atari jaguar, he's a pretty chill dude
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He also had the 3DO and Neo-Geo. He was the only person on earth who could afford them when they came out. We used to game, chill, and smoke weed all the time. One time, the power went out right after we beat a really hard boss, and I was afraid we had lost progress. That fear was unfounded because Jesus saved.

He also had the best acid, I'm talking like straight from the chemist, start tripping 5 minutes after taking one hit, blast you straight into the white light and meet god, good acid (Which, funny story, it was his dad). I know this because he was the chemist.
 
Its good to have you around Jace and doing so well. I'm really proud of you man.
 
I'd been following the "Commander Stryker" saga for a while, so it seems like you're doing a lot better now. Keep up the good work, man. We're all rooting for you.

(Good job on taking your meds, too. For me that was always the hardest thing to do.)
 
I am glad you are feeling better, Jace. Remember, don't look back unless you can smile, don't look ahead unless you can dream...Anyway, do hang with us frequently, we are cool people.
 
We're all really happy that You've decided to hang with us here on the forums.
 
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