Hello, my name is Napoleon BonerFart, and I am addicted to marijuana

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I spend an upwards of $15 to $20 per week for my habit, and as a result, last month I ended up paying my mortgage on time rather than early. It is destroying me. In addition, I suffer from a weed induced affliction known as "having fun with my friends" and " blazing it up with my coworkers."

I fear that unless I can figure out how to welcome Jesus into my heart, things will only get worse.

 

[Axiom.]

You too? Preach, it's awesome.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Wait until the grow bug bites you.

 

[Squishie PP]

"...and crystal meth. And crack."

 

[draggs]

Many such cases

I too am addicted to marijuanas and I spend so much money on them my car payment is now only one month ahead instead of two. I am worried about my financial future wait a moment

*toke*

Ahh nvm

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I've struggled with addiction to the marijuanas for many years. This past Friday, I blazed up and watched Stargate with popcorn covered in an entire stick of melted butter and some garlic powder. Also Tabasco Slim Jims and nachos.

I was more beast than man!

 

[Dick Johnson]

If you're feeling down about your marijuana addiction, I hear that getting high can help reduce those feelings.

 

[Figger Nucker]

I just injected my first Marijuana and now I think I'm a girl? Is this normal?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I just injected my first Marijuana and now I think I'm a girl? Is this normal?

Sounds like your dealer laced your weed with estrogen.

 

[Not Really Here]

your dealer

Just buy hemp derived legal cannabinoids, and laugh at Congress for getting scammed by stoners.

 

[soda pimp]

Why don't you just stop being addicted to marijuwana?

 

[DSP for president 2032]

dont care didn't read free bossman

 

[King George III]

The shit just keeps getting cheaper and cheaper. Five years ago I was paying over $50 for a 1g vape cart. Fast forward to today and they're $20.

 

[The Feline Solution]

popcorn covered in an entire stick of melted butter

Fucking how?! That's more butter than i consume in two to three weeks. I won't even deny that butter on popcorn shows that Americans reign supreme when it comes to delicious snack food but a whole stick of butter (113g for fellow yuropeens) in one sitting sounds excessive.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Fucking how?! That's more butter than i consume in two to three weeks. I won't even deny that butter on popcorn shows that Americans reign supreme when it comes to delicious snack food but a whole stick of butter (113g for fellow yuropeens) in one sitting sounds excessive.

Only when you realize that if you start saving your bacon grease in a little stainless steel tin on the stove, will you no longer need butter

 

[A Proud Black Woman]

I smoked the white man's devil weed and it turned me black!

 

[PhoBingas]

I smoked the white man's devil weed and it turned me black!

Does that means if I smoke the black man's angel weed, I'll turn white?

 

[A Proud Black Woman]

Does that means if I smoke the black man's angel weed, I'll turn white?

Only one way to find out!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fucking how?! That's more butter than i consume in two to three weeks. I won't even deny that butter on popcorn shows that Americans reign supreme when it comes to delicious snack food but a whole stick of butter (113g for fellow yuropeens) in one sitting sounds excessive.

Cannabis is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

My name is Sexual Chocolate, and I, too, like to party.