Help create a new PC dictionary for the year 2050 - Forward and progressive thinking

“Obese” is fatphobic, you must now use POA (Person of Adipose)
Nah, today's "obese" will be 2050's "of normal weight", so there'll be no need for a euphemism. Quite the opposite, fit people will be a minority diagnosed with ADS (adipose deficiency disorder), and there'll be some slur against them.
I can already see how songs in the future are going to be, probably most artists will drop lyrics all together and most music from the past will be either adapted or #cancelled forever.

Pretty front hole haver, walking* down the street
Pretty front hole haver, the kind I like to meet
Ooooooh, pretty front hole haver!


*Saying "walking" will be considered problematic and dehumanizing by most people as 90% of the population will be People of Adipose and will use mobility scooters to move, most folx will use less problematic alternatives.
Ok first "pretty" is uglyphobic, so it needs to go. "Down" invokes people with Down syndrome and how society marginalizes them (down = lower = inferior), so it's a no-no. "The kind I like to meet" implies you have dating preferences, which are rooted in racism, transphobia, fatphobia etc. "Street" is a capitalist invention or something, idk.

As pretty as everyone else front hole haver, moving along the path
As pretty as everyone else front hole haver, the kind I like to meet because I like meeting all kinds of people regardless of their appearance and/or personality traits
Ooooooh, pretty front hole haver!

Already exists.
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