Help finding a real woman?

[and 17 others]

I wish I could find a woman. I want someone with a womb, someone with ovaries, someone with eggs. Someone who is unmistakably female. I'm afraid that I will reach the age of 40 and still I won't find a real woman. Then I will surely kill myself, likely from a gunshot rather than a more feminine method like overdosing as I'm obviously a man. One glance at my male bone structure could show that. I have found several potential candidates but none of them pass my list of expectations. I just want someone who can one day be buried near me with their original name given to them by their parents who are undoubtedly proud of them. I hope that archeologists uncover our bodies and will know immediately that I was married to a woman. The woman of my dreams. I just want to be happy. I don't want to wrench out a fake smile everyday. I just want a woman whose real, not someone twisted by drug use or surgery. Someone whose a true example of natures perfection. I could really use your advice

 

[BingBong]

no such thing

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

they no longer exist. thanks jews.

 

[BigDongWarrior]

I just want a woman whose real, not someone twisted by drug use or surgery. Someone whose a true example of natures perfection. I could really use your advice

My advice to you if you want a real woman is to A: Stop using Kiwifarms this very second.
B: Stop watching DBZ
C: Stop being an autist and you're literally good have fun.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

They don't exist on the internet, go outside and meet one.

 

[Moon Cricket]

Heard Ukraine is selling those women things pretty cheap right now, basically giving them away.

 

[glass_houses]

Kill yourself, retard.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Why wait until 40, OP? The best time is the present.

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

Have you tried masturbating instead?

 

[lurk_moar]

According to my DNA test, I have no Y chromosome, so I guess that I am a real woman, not a transwoman. Transwomen are still women legally and socially.

But dude, I am living the feminist dream and need no man.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Go outside.

edit: this is elliot rogers isnt it

 

[BigDongWarrior]

Have you tried masturbating instead?

Ikr dude, just fap to some porn. It can be hentai, fetish porn, vanilla porn, fuck anything. Just don't do these gay ass threads.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

The best approach is to cast a wide net. Find a few (15-20) Twitch streamers and donate to all of them regularly, eventually one of them will fall in love with you. Don't give up and don't forget to sub to the OnlyFans too. Gotta spend money to make money bro amirite