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I'm half-convinced this is a 13-year old with Downs, in which case we really should just torch this shit, ban him, and move on per the under-18 rule.
You masturbate to Little Einsteins.
If you don't think that's wrong, then you're a lost cause and your parents should be ashamed of themselves for raising such a failure.
Who cares its a cartoon, I bet you masterbate to cartoons, Mister Anime
And I don't masterbate to Little Einsteins either
 
Jeremiah?

Listen to me.

You gotta do better.

Let me level with you. KiwiFarms is a place where we make fun of the world's most eccentric individuals who make a spectacle of themselves online for one reason or another. But if any single one of those ever came to us for help, you'd see a large number of users here actually try to point them in the right direction. This, of course, doesn't often happen, since most lolcows have far too much pride or mental illness to ever consider anyone's advice here, but, it's on the table. It's available if you ask.

Are you gonna listen to me? Probably not. I'd be impressed if you did. Are you going to be the one to kick the trend? To attempt to escape from the mistakes you've made in life? To redeem yourself and set down a path of righteousness?
 
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