Help, I Accidentally Bought Mario Party Instead Of Smash - hee incompetent game journos hee

[Gingervitis]

You know what the difference between Mario Party players and Smash players is? Mario party players have friends.

They don’t have them for very long though.

 

[Tonberry]

Mario is trans and the only party he joins is the communist party

 

[Cyclonus]

Mario Party is literally just a prequel to Smash anyway.

If you've ever played monopoly with your family at Christmas you know the truth of this.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

im going to smash your wife