Help! I been squarshed! - Oh no !

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help!!! i looked into the mirror this morning and noticed that I have been Squashed! How could this have happened?! Why? Oh god, my brain...it hurts...I can't think thoughts! Who could have done this terrible thing whilst I slumbered unaware..

Please help me get my head back to its proper shape. Lean forward and blow onto your monitor as hard as you can! With enough kiwis all around the globe, each one blowing their hardest, I think we can get my terribly squashed head inflated back to normal by, let's say, Thanksgiving day. Just in time for me to enjoy a wonderfully cooked Turkey's Leg (my most favorite morsel of them all).

Please kiwi. You are my only hope..




Public Request: If you have any information concerning who may have squashed this individual's head, please contact the SCB at squashcrimebureau@mail.com
 
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Don't worry. I got you homie IAR-IH1393075_1_1169x1169-3027259337.jpg
 
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I'm blowing into my monitor as hard as I can even though I have asthma. Get well soon Cats. 🤗
 
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Grub said:
Don't worry. I got you homieView attachment 6655345
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No!!! It must come from your mouth, from within you!! It's the only way, don't ask questions! Do you want me to suffer?! I think you might want me to suffer!!! Is it possible that we have the CULPRIT within our midst, fellows?!

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I'm blowing into my monitor as hard as I can even though I have asthma. Get well soon Cats. 🤗
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Good. if you pass out, just begin blowing again as soon as you regain any amount of consciousness. Thank you!
 
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I tried for a bit but then I got a couple spittle particles on my screen and realized the danger I was in, so I stopped.

I think maybe you should consider contacting someone who's a professional blower with proper equipment rather than asking a bunch of amateur blowers who are likely to injure themselves or their device via improper blowing technique.
 
Cats said:
No!!! It must come from your mouth, from within you!! It's the only way, don't ask questions! Do you want me to suffer?! I think you might want me to suffer!!! Is it possible that we have the CULPRIT within our midst, fellows?!
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What if I rig the hose up to my ass and direct the air out my mouth?
 
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