”Every time The Kiwi Farms gets caught trying to condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors, it promises it'll never do so again.”
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Help! I been squarshed! - Oh no !
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I GOT A LEAFBLOWER I'M DOING MY PART
Kill yourself.
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Oops! My face is squarshed! I lost my shape! But I had an antisquarsh!
Antisquarsh is not enough. You need Protogent, world's only antisquarsh with shape-recovery software.
Think beyond antisquarsh, think Protogent.
"I didn't think I'd have to witness these times"
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I saw some guy walking around with a pair of cymbals, perhaps you got in his way?
Last edited: Nov 18, 2024
Just your generic slav
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Cats are liquid
Just pour yourself into a cat shaped cup, dummy
In Clown World, the only god is the one who Honks.
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Don't worry, Frank Drebin of police squad owes me one, i will get him on the case
Fully Stimmed and Ready #VINDEN MIJN NIGGA KEES
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bro this is so wrong somebody help my nigga
Deceased
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STATUS: 0.09% Unsquashed. Above the legal limit.
Defending Installation 04 from the flood
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Tell the truth, and shame the Devil.
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I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to try and blow up cats heads anymore, after the last time.
Last time results:
Cat - 1 pack of oak-smoked salmon (happy cat)
Me - lasting brain damage due to oxygen deprivation (strangely resulted in me being happy too)
Family - really not happy. Especially at all the smart cats that keep showing up round here.
Hey, I'll ask them if they can help!!!
I'm a TV on the road.
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Deceased
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Me - lasting brain damage due to oxygen deprivation (strangely resulted in me being happy too)
that's called Hypoxia and that feeling is God's Love shining down upon you as you approach His eternal kingdom
⋆⋆✮♪♫Strangled Cat - Hallucinogen♫♪✮⋆⋆
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