help me fuck my employers - while they fuck me

  • 🐕 Maintenace complete. Database is on a new RAID. Everything should load faster. Will optimize more over time.
From the CIA's "simple sabotage" manual
  • get a wet sponge and soak it in starch
  • form it into a ball and tie strings around to hold the shape
  • let it dry and take off the strings
  • flush it down the toilet and once it's wet it will expand and plug the plumbing shutting down the building until a plumber can be found
So you'll either get unemployment money or time off, repeat as many times as needed.
 
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