Help me name my new cat.

[Wraith]

T-Dog, short for Theodore
If not that, just call him fourteen, but the fourteenth letter of the alphabet.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

That reminds me of the YT channel BilliSpeaks. It cracks me up every time Billi uses the buttons to just say, 'Mad. Mad. Mad'. Could be a fun thing to try and teach your kitten, @Gorgar.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YeDZ2S3g4Nk

Oh man, that lady with the buttons is batshit, but Billi is a good sport about it. The "Mad" video is hilarious, I agree.

SHOW US THE KITTY

 

[AltisticRight]

Hitler did nothing wrong

 

[GHTD]

Ok, Taylor.

 

[JektheDumbass]

Ratslayer

 

[not william stenchever]

Billy Bob Thornton

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Name him Fuck-o

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

I've got a few suggestions

• Die Null
• Hey You
• That Faggot Cat Over There
• Mein Kitty
• The N Word (not nigger but that actual phrase)
• #blacklivesmatter (hashtag is part of the name)
• I Have a Gun
• Mittens

 

[Meat Target]

• Catty McCatface
• @CatParty
• One nice fucking kitty right there
• Found this cocksucker in the stormdrain

 

[D_Tractor]

Dom
Short for Domestic Longhair because that's what he is because you're retarded. Every retard thinks their mutt is a Maine Coon.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Ugly
Stupid Face
Little Man
Big Guy
THE Ratslayer
Null

 

[ReeferRoach]

Soup

 

[Gorgar]

Oh man, that lady with the buttons is batshit, but Billi is a good sport about it. The "Mad" video is hilarious, I agree.

SHOW US THE KITTY

 

[Lady Pigroach]

Thanks, I love him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kiwi

 

[Curt Sibling]

Call it Corona - Enshrine the memory of 2020.

 

[FitBitch]

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I don't care what you name him, I saw that picture and immediately assigned him the name Prince Thurston Alvan Wellingsworth the Fourth because he looks like kitten royalty and in my heart he will always be Prince Thurston.

 

[Chongqing]

Sonichu.

 

[Pargon]

Tira, short for Tiramisu.

Food names for cats are cute.

 

[Pissmaster]

Give him a fuckin' autistic Elon Musk style name full of random Unicode characters and emojis

Be the first person to name their cat: , as in, literally the cat emoji