Help me settle a debate with my coworker

[Canned Ham]

Every Monday, someone on my team brings some snacks into work. Usually grocery store doughnuts, but there are a few ladies who bring in homemade cookies. I don't bake, I just buy stuff at BJs.

Today I bring in a big bag of nigger nuts, and just dump it in our blue plastic bowl with a post-it note saying "nigger nuts" in case people don't know what they are.

About a half hour later, one of my coworkers comes up to me and says, "Canned Ham, they ain't called nigger nuts, they're nigger toes." I say nah, my pap and grandpap called them nigger nuts, everyone knows that. He says no, they're nigger toes.

So what are they, nigger nuts or nigger toes?

 

[Betonhaus]

...wat

 

[SandyCat]

I've reluctantly seen my fair share of naked niggers over the years and those do in fact look like the nuts of a nigger.

Your coworker is clearly in the wrong and I'm willing to back you up on this. You have my permission to print this post to show to your coworker.

 

[Betonhaus]

I've reluctantly seen my fair share of naked niggers over the years and those do in fact look like the nuts of a nigger.

Your coworker is clearly in the wrong and I'm willing to back you up on this. You have my permission to print this post to show to your coworker.

...how closely have you inspected the nuts?

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

More important question: does that make me gay for eating them?

 

[Negrate]

looks like nigger feet or nigger toes

I've reluctantly seen my fair share of naked niggers over the years and those do in fact look like the nuts of a nigger.

Your coworker is clearly in the wrong and I'm willing to back you up on this. You have my permission to print this post to show to your coworker.

did you lick them???????????????

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

wikipedia says your coworker is correct.
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[Negrate]

wikipedia says your coworker is correct.
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he should edit it to say nigger nuts

 

[Betonhaus]

wikipedia says your coworker is correct.
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Wikipedia is biased though. it claims the term fell out of use when that's blatantly untrue.

I'm going to lean towards calling them nuts, as the outside looks like a black scrotum and the inside contains something the right shape.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I'm going with nigger toes. That's what my grandpa always called them.

 

[Canned Ham]

...how closely have you inspected the nuts?

They're big, salty, and look delicious, why?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

what the fuck kind of hugbox dickfest do you work in where you know your coworkers names let alone bring food for coworkers

 

[Ass Gazer]

My family has always called them nigger toes. Never heard anyone refer to them as nigger nuts.

 

[Dysnomia]

I only know them as Brazil nuts here. Are you from the south?

 

[Grub]

Nigger toes is what I've heard then called.

 

[Betonhaus]

Ugh, they look more like nigger nuts, but that's problably a bit to realistic for some people. I can see calling them toes to be more popular as it's more abstract to make the nuts palatable.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Nigger Toes are them chocolate candies with creme inside. It might be a regional thing and either of ya'll might be correct. Never heard nuts called nigger toes though.