Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

[Clown College 2nd Year]

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FYI for everyone else not in the know, bishops storehouse missions are typically done by older people who volunteer for it, and for those who want to serve a mission but are too autistic/disabled to actually go out into the field.

Regardless of what's happening in this thread I'm glad they got to serve in some capacity. Proselyting missions are fucking hard as hell and these days not everyone is cut out for one. Kudos to the both of you in that regard.

 

[WelperHelper99]

You can stop hinting at my dox whenever you like. I haven't and wouldn't do that to you

You could have called or texted me. I'll say your name but thats as far as I'll go.

Everyone has enabled you! Sorry, I can't do that

It's my issue not yours

You can't recall ever being rude, aggressive or petulant with me? Totally a one sided thing, huh?

Scott, listen to yourself

Your failing is giving up on yourself. You don't find a girlfriend with luck, you put yourself out there and don't turn into a sad turtle after a couple rejections.

Oh my gosh. Buddy, no u. Why aren't you hitched yet?

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FYI for everyone else not in the know, bishops storehouse missions are typically done by older people who volunteer for it, and for those who want to serve a mission but are too autistic/disabled to actually go out into the field.

To clear the room... I just have a lot of medications. There was a concern about not being able to get them elsewhere. So they stuck me here.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Oh my gosh. Buddy, no u. Why aren't you hitched yet?

Clearly his girlfriend has hang-ups about his lava slug fetish and autistic Internet slapfights.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You could have called or texted me. I'll say your name but thats as far as I'll go.

It's my issue not yours

Scott, listen to yourself

Oh my gosh. Buddy, no u. Why aren't you hitched yet?

To clear the room... I just have a lot of medications. There was a concern about not being able to get them elsewhere. So they stuck me here.

My wife says this is not a site of good report, praiseworthy, or benevolent and certainly not chaste so you guys are risking outer darkness

 

[Fugma]

You could have called or texted me. I'll say your name but thats as far as I'll go.

Seemed like you'd be more engaged if I came to your hugbox. Haven't been proven wrong

It's my issue not yours

I looked at you like a little brother, so seeing you not doing well hits me deeper than it would with some of my other friends. It's called empathy

To clear the room... I just have a lot of medications. There was a concern about not being able to get them elsewhere. So they stuck me here

You want to list them off or should I?

 

[Scout Trooper]

Regardless of what's happening in this thread I'm glad they got to serve in some capacity. Proselyting missions are fucking hard as hell and these days not everyone is cut out for one. Kudos to the both of you in that regard.

Yes, I think it takes a lot of courage to go that route and still try to serve to the best of their ability.

Going on to sign up to a website for the sole purpose of playing out this humiliating slapfight in public is where they go from courageous saint to garden variety retard.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Seemed like you'd be more engaged if I came to your hugbox. Haven't been proven wrong

I looked at you like a little brother, so seeing you not doing well hits me deeper than it would with some of my other friends. It's called empathy

You want to list them off or should I?

Is one of them Valtrex?

 

[Asian tech support]

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FYI for everyone else not in the know, bishops storehouse missions are typically done by older people who volunteer for it, and for those who want to serve a mission but are too autistic/disabled to actually go out into the field.

Omg wait you served a Bishop's storehouse mission, this is great

Are both of you Mormons too?
Is KF secretly a LDS bastion?
Is the next merch run gonna be paper undies?

 

[Fugma]

Is one of them Valtrex?

Have to have sex for that. He just has HSV-1 from kissing his dad on the lips until he was 16

 

[WelperHelper99]

Seemed like you'd be more engaged if I came to your hugbox. Haven't been proven wrong

Brother I would have dropped everything to talk to you. Dont say that to me.

I looked at you like a little brother, so seeing you not doing well hits me deeper than it would with some of my other friends. It's called empathy

You have a funny way of showing it. I did nothing to deserve you cutting me off the way you did. No one thinks so. Not Brian, not Jeff, no one. You have hardened your heart.

You want to list them off or should I?

I think you need to calm down

Clearly his girlfriend has hang-ups about his lava slug fetish and autistic Internet slapfights.

Honestly I don't know. For a bit of good will, I won't speculate.

 

[quackrock]

I heard he eats corn the long way.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Have to have sex for that.

Were you living with your girlfriend the whole time you were serving your storehouse mission? How do you sleep at night?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Have to have sex for that. He just has HSV-1 from kissing his dad on the lips until he was 16

I like welper. I think it was pretty autistic on your part to come make a spectacle like a jilted ex with a messiah complex

 

[WelperHelper99]

Were you living with your girlfriend the whole time you were serving your storehouse mission? How do you sleep at night?

Hate to break it, but he's never had sex.

 

[AgendaPoster]

So I have two theories:
- Welpie has DID and these are manifestations of himself. You know, the usual. Multiple planets in the same anime furfag system wink-wink
- this is some next level dudebro faggotry of Biblical proportions complete with redemption arcs and potential buttseks

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Hate to break it, but he's never had sex.

So what's holding him back from shacking up and doing the horizontal tango? I thought his whole complaint was that you weren't going out and Genesis 1:28'ing it up.

 

[WelperHelper99]

So what's holding him back from shacking up and doing the horizontal tango? I thought his whole complaint was that you weren't going out and Genesis 1:28'ing it up.

Honestly... nothing. He'd have to get married, but in this economy that's actually a good thing, dual incomes, benifits, and shit. It's always confused me why he hasn't

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Who ever thought you'd get to see mormons try to shame each other for their moral failings without needing to join the church. Kiwi Farms really is a wellspring of new experiences.
Although I'd be lying if I said the whole thing wasn't a little suspicious.

I like welper.

I do too, that's why I try to advise him to stop consuming anime out of concern for the well being of my fellow kiwis.

Idc if he's having sex, all the coolest people these days don't get laid.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Honestly... nothing. He'd have to get married, but in this economy that's actually a good thing, dual incomes, benifits, and shit. It's always confused me why he hasn't

Maybe it's not his choice

 

[WelperHelper99]

Maybe it's not his choice

That is a possibility which is why I never really brought it up in front of him. I'm not heartless.

Although I'd be lying if I said the whole thing wasn't a little suspicious.

Trust me, I know it's him