Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

WelperHelper99 said:
If this was a cow like Chase, I'll just laugh

Apparently so. One that thinks I have a poast account and knows a surprising amount about me he shouldn't
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Have your (I don’t know what the Mormon equivalent is called) priest denounce the evils of KiwiFarms from the pulpit and watch the congregation to see who starts sweating and you’ve found your rat
 
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4506-C said:
Have your (I don’t know what the Mormon equivalent is called) priest denounce the evils of KiwiFarms from the pulpit and watch the congregation to see who starts sweating and you’ve found your rat
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The closest would be Bishop btw. That is a fun idea, I get it's a joke, but to give you a idea, you can be in the same neighborhood and go to different buildings, we're that concentrated in utah
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
The closest would be Bishop btw. That is a fun idea, I get it's a joke, but to give you a idea, you can be in the same neighborhood and go to different buildings, we're that concentrated in utah
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As much as I love watching and egging on slap fights, I hope this works out for you and you can have a conversation with whoever the slug fucker is and resolve this offline.
Gayops are for sub-IQ retards who can’t hold eye contact @Fugma
 
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4506-C said:
As much as I love watching and egging on slap fights, I hope this works out for you and you can have a conversation with whoever the slug fucker is and resolve this offline.
Gayops are for sub-IQ retards who can’t hold eye contact @Fugma
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I hope so too. It is very unpleasant to go full twitter retard on a anonymous forum.

@Fugma if you do in fact know me, call me. Email me. Carrier pigeon. I will respond promptly and try to resolve whatever grievance you have. Otherwise I find your gayops unamusing. Trespassing on my property will result in 2nd amendment action taking place to the furthest legal extent of Utah law that I am allowed. If you wish to resolve this, be honest. Otherwise fuck off.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
If this was a cow like Chase, I'll just laugh

Apparently so. One that thinks I have a poast account and knows a surprising amount about me he shouldn't
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Wait, so you're just going around blabbing about not just Kiwi Farms and anime, but your literal USERNAME, to so many people that you don't even know who would know this information?

Are you... are you fucking serious?

EDIT: Okay I went through some of his stuff because this piqued my curiosity, I couldn't remember him volunteering one piece of non-vague information about you that he couldn't have figured out by reading your posting history on KF.

Every piece of specific information is something YOU provided that he just rolled with.

I'm not sure this person knows you IRL at all.

Fugma said:
User @WelperHelper99 stands accused of several crimes against masculinity.
•Using femboy anime avatars
•Being Mormon
•Claiming that he'll totally stop being a gay sperg online and get a family "later" (in his 40's, when he's guaranteed to spawn nothing but more autistic anime fags)
•Coming here from Poast
•Exuding feminine "I just want to hug you" energy
•Delivering autistic anime style speeches
•Straddling the fence so hard his bussy is developing callouses
•Using God as a justification to continue being an incel despite His command to be fruitful and multiply (Kiwi posting is not being fruitful, you fruit)
•Probably doing that toothy+Sanpaku eyed smile that all Mormons do in family photos
As one of the "nicest" guys on this forum, there's probably numerous women's lives on the line if we don't help correct the behavior/attitude of our brother in Native American Christ.
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Fugma said:
My guy, why do you seem like you were in glee club? I know the first commandment of Mormonism is to always smile like you're in an Adderall fueled Christmas card but come on, I'm just trying to help you understand that you're only a few bad days away from becoming the trad "wife"
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Fugma said:
@WelperHelper99
Regardless, you stand accused of being an incel using religious austerity to justify your failings as a man, a la Nick Fuentes (but slightly Whiter).
How do you plea, sir?
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Fugma said:
Yes, he's an Elder in my congregation and a mutual on Poast. I could never confront him directly because of the hierarchical power he wields but his behavior clearly demonstrates a lack of personal agency, so I wish to bring him back from his abysmal testosterone level and blasphemy against our Lord
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Fugma said:
I'm trying to save my friend from a life of self-imposed celibacy. He uses our faith in Injun Jesus to excuse himself from trying to get a wife, to be fruitful and multiply.
He needs to get out of glee club and start clubbing the many young bachelorettes in our church with his dee
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Fugma said:
I'm more interested in why you're insistent on wasting your youth and using our religion as an excuse to avoid self improving.
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Fugma said:
You set yourself back severely over something so dumb and preventable. It's disappointing to see your friend fuck up that badly and eventually that disappointment is going to turn to frustration and anger when you act like such a child and say I don't have a right to feel any kind of way about it.
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Fugma said:
You can't recall ever being rude, aggressive or petulant with me? Totally a one sided thing, huh?
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Scout Trooper said:
Wait, so you're just going around blabbing about not just Kiwi Farms and anime, but your literal USERNAME, to so many people that you don't even know who would know this information?

Are you... are you fucking serious?
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I mentioned it to ONE guy, the guy i thought he was. Not even my account name though. Simply that I was here. Other than him, no. Nor have I posted it anywhere else online. I do not know who would have it because the list is so short we are basically out of options already.
 
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Bara Blargg said:
Turn off notifications for stickers then, dopamine/Adderall addict. I'm just reading all 9k+ posts you've made over the last year and need a way to mark them for myself
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Ah, you show yourself. Dude, I literally have no idea who you are. I know you're a liar. What do you want?
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
It is strange. I talked to him. He knew nothing of it. He sounded honest. People in my direct circle know about that car crash. I didn't share it with many others. And it's been months since.
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My dear, I believe you brought up a car crash in this thread first (p.8.).

As soon as you started to think it was someone you knew (maybe around p. 6?), you filled in everything and were having a heart-to-heart based on a whole backstory that you immediately convinced yourself he knew, too. But in reality, he just kept it vague and responded generically, letting you bring up details, drama, etc.

Reread the thread. His comments in the first several pages were completely general. You did the work for him.
 
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