Help @TETRABAX with his abdomen hole

[RollingRock2]

UPDATE;
Good news, Mr. Tetrabax is receiving professional medical care because he is currently crippled bedridden in a hospital due to depleting his nervous system of vitamin b12 from a Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas / whippets) binge.
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General chat enjoyer @TETRABAX spilled liquid nitrogen on himself and got frostbite. He says the Dr wasn't much help and only gave him advil.
He said he cut the dead tissue off already. As a concerned kiwi netizen I have decided to ask the farms for advice on his behalf.

Spoiler: open wound

Please tell @TETRABAX what he should do about his front hole.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Start an OnlyFans.

 

[Harm]

Put googly eyes over it so it looks like a funny face.

 

[Schwarzwald]

TETRABAX for fifty dollars says: I spilled liquid nitrogen on myself and the wound is festering. What do?

 

[LifeAlert]

Start an OnlyFans.

Take a black sharpie and draw squiggly lines around it first

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I feel asking the guys on /sci/ or reddit would be a good idea

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Probably just do what the doctor said and be more careful in the future. If the nitrogen had landed a little lower and to the left (or right?) he'd be having to learn to piss out of that thing.

 

[Neodanthril]

I am not a doctor so don't come at Me with any legal bullshit

Stop fucking with it. It's already going to make a nasty scar and cutting shit out / and or picking at the scab is going to make it worse. Once all the dead stuff has sloughed off, Cover the hamburger meat with a layer of Vaseline applied gently and a bandage over that. Once it's healed it is probably going to be hard as leather, you can soften it up by doing deep tissue massages on it, be sure to use lotion, vanicream is entirely odorless and free of any fag shit if that is a concern.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

According to science that festering wound is a perfectly valid and legitimate vagina. Tetrabax is a girl now bigots.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

i hope everyone in this thread dies

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

You can normally remove this sort of thing with cryotherapy. Try pouring liquid nitrogen on it.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

Have you tried essential oils and raw goat milk yet? If you're unsure of what oils you should ask your local chiropractor.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

If he loses weight, he can ask for that section of skin to be removed during his tummy tuck.

 

[Digital Snows]

Mustn't be a very good alchemist if he spills his materials all over himself like that.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Sunbathe the wound, let it get plenty of air, keep it clean and protected with a loosely fitted gauze and apply anti-bacterial spray/bacetracin etc occasionally. Good luck and stop playing with chemicals if you're a clumsy drunkard, retard.

 

[hothead]

suck on it

 

[BradeRunna]

Why they fuck is he screwing liquid nitrogen?

You know things are always going well when you end up the prolapsed butthole of a female pornstar on your upper body.

 

[Blackhole]

stop drinking so much

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Guys like Rasputin reborn as a weed, he just will not die

 

[TETRABAX]

If he loses weight, he can ask for that section of skin to be removed during his tummy tuck.

Lost 15lbs so far

Sunbathe the wound, let it get plenty of air, keep it clean and protected with a loosely fitted gauze and apply anti-bacterial spray/bacetracin etc occasionally. Good luck and stop playing with chemicals if you're a clumsy drunkard, retard.

Ive been using silver gel as a antibacterial and swaping out the bandages 2x a day