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is your pillow a dakimakura? if so just tell your mom not to be racist and don't hate on the fact that your girlfriend is a pillow.

you'll probably get thrown in a padded room, but don't worry you'd prob like that, it's like being surrounded by pillows.
 
If you're shitposting, you're doing it in the wrong place, fam.

If not, nice attention-seeking, though. Except you're not as entertaining as people like @thegurl, but she was quite the fun one while she lasted.
 
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My advice is to ask your mom to help you practice kissing your pillow. She can do this by holding it tight against your face. Make sure to tell her not to stop no matter how much you start thrashing and fighting!
 
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