- Joined
- Oct 19, 2019
YOU ARE MAGGOTS. YOU ARE SCUM. YOUR LIVES MEAN NOTHING TO US. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THAT POST-MERGE BANNER UNDER YOUR PFP YOU ARE A DISGUSTING, WORTHLESS, PUBLIC-USE SMEAR OF POND SLIME WHO EXISTS ONLY TO AMUSE US WITH YOUR SUFFERING AND LOWLINESS.
1. Null > God > Spooky Bones > Other Kiwis > Fleas and Maggots > You
2. You do not make eye contact with real people
3. No speaking unless spoken to
4. The first and last words out of your disgusting speech holes should be "Yes Daddy"
5. Gorean position #8 as you begin a post, Gorean position #17 as you end one
6. 10% of your SSDI payments are now tithed to the upkeep of the Kiwi Farms
7. When we say "Jump", you say "How high, daddy?"
8. When we say "Run", you say "How far, daddy?"
9. When we say "Put this vest on", you say "Which federal building, daddy?"
10. 10% was too generous give us 20% you fucking post-merge maggots
11. Your feet pictures are now the public property of Kiwi Farms
12. Your birth parents are whores and degenerates and you will reject them.
13. Spooky Bones is your real mother now. Josh is your real father now. You will obey and venerate them.
Hope this helps and welcome to the Farms.
1. Null > God > Spooky Bones > Other Kiwis > Fleas and Maggots > You
2. You do not make eye contact with real people
3. No speaking unless spoken to
4. The first and last words out of your disgusting speech holes should be "Yes Daddy"
5. Gorean position #8 as you begin a post, Gorean position #17 as you end one
6. 10% of your SSDI payments are now tithed to the upkeep of the Kiwi Farms
7. When we say "Jump", you say "How high, daddy?"
8. When we say "Run", you say "How far, daddy?"
9. When we say "Put this vest on", you say "Which federal building, daddy?"
10. 10% was too generous give us 20% you fucking post-merge maggots
11. Your feet pictures are now the public property of Kiwi Farms
12. Your birth parents are whores and degenerates and you will reject them.
13. Spooky Bones is your real mother now. Josh is your real father now. You will obey and venerate them.
Hope this helps and welcome to the Farms.
