Helpful guide to Kiwi Farms for all our new members

14. You must shitpost well to be given a license to do so. You will not be told how to do it properly, figure it out on your own. Your shitposts will be audited for humor, non sequitur and joie de vivre in the face of a cold universe which does not care if you suffer or die. The audits will be unannounced and secret. If you are deemed to have shitposted poorly too often we will Fucking Come For You.
 
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If you goto A&N and try reddit shit you will most assuredly be called a nigger, a faggot, and/or a nigger-faggot.


God help you if you get called a faggot-nigger... I've never seen that and it scares me to think what it means.

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Forgot about kike, you'll probably get that too.

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Commandment 15- If you fail to Seethe, Cope, and Dilate. Then you ultimately have besmirch the Farms with the highest order of Haram. Your penality is to have to send all of your Lion fun tokens to the nearest Troon rehabilitation center in your section 8 housing project. Failure to do this may result in a Boxershorts situation and an automatic revoked sticker status beginning at the increment of -1488.
 
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