Helpful guide to Kiwi Farms for all our new members

MissDrama said:
Must say I'm suprised with how helpful and active in organizing information some newfags are
If it wasn't for the 'post-merge' banner I wouldn't be able to distinguish some of them from old members

It's good to see new flesh, I just wonder how much time will pass till they get corrupted as the rest of us
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Stop that.

We don’t acknowledge them.
 
Pee Cola said:
Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 08/15/2021, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
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oh you won't beat me in a fight cause i'm a blackbelt bitch. bet i'll see you tomorrow i just booked my flight
 
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Because there is likely going to be an influx of people due to shit like this, I'll add some comments.

1) Do not come to this site. Lolcow culture is probably not something that you should be getting into. By its nature, it is R+ and goes into very sexual or disturbing themes, quite often. This internet space used to operate along the lines of people having to go out of their way to find out about people like Chris chan, or other cows. In order for someone to arrive on these subjects, you used to have to be very versed in online culture and well used to some of the more disturbing things that included.

If you are some 14 year old, a ween in high school, someone not used to the more nasty parts of the web, some person who the concept of tor baffles you, you are not meant for this site, nor its target audience. A lot of problems occur when easily impressionable people find out about lolcow culture, think its an epic ween!, decide to ween out, and you then wind up with situations like with Fiona, Bella, Blue Spike, etc. Basically, Fuck off, we're full.

2) Do your own research, and check receipts. People on here come and go, the "experts" aren't here to verify everything, and even then there may be disagreements. It's not just a matter of trust the OP, the person with an older account, the person who comments a lot, etc. Trust the receipts. If someone claims something bold and new, make sure they can back it up with an image, a saved text, an email, something. If not, ask if this information is general knowledge. Is it on another site, is it old news? Who is saying this? This is a public forum where potentially anyone can post.

Saying that, people here are generally very good at shifting through bullshit, and people spouting it or fucking up threads are not met with well by the community. Just check the receipts of whatever before jumping to any conclusions, or simply ask several people and listen to what they are saying.

3) You're probably not going to randomly get doxxed. You may if you make yourself a target, and if you make enough of an ass of yourself, you probably will. You don't need to be on the site to be doxxed either. Just watch how, and who you interact with, even off site. Many of the people involved in the ILJ animal torture do not have KF accounts. Having an account isn't the deciding factor there.

4) Lurk before you post, you should generally understand the sites culture before posting anything on here, and if you lurk more, you should hopefully understand this site much better than a list of rules can really convey.

5) If, by some unfortunate chance, someone is doxxing you because you are involved in some fuckery, do not try to get out of it with really dumb lies that insult the autism of the people here.

"Oh, the audio recorded randomly, but also around the exact 21 minutes that I wanted", "My source isn't Bella or Sean Walker, but they are telling me the same exact things that Bella told you guys that you figured out was BS in five minutes", "I doxxed Fiona twice, because both times I wasn't paying attention to where her phone number was included in the video, sony vegas is opened in a really tiny video on my computer". "Okay, Bella is real and ILJ is real, but Bella is not Isabella, they are two separate people"

Just come, be chill, be open, and civil. Wouldn't lie to people in general here though and that's a really bad thing to attempt, because people here are really keen on investigating every little detail. If you do lie and get caught, you can guess how that goes. When you get caught, take the L. The biggest mistake you can probably make is digging the hole deeper, because insult people here after arriving and shitting up a bunch of threads, and it tends not to get dropped as easily as you think. People here are surprisingly chill, if youre on their good side.
 
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I'll be all up in yo ass, post merger.

Know what I do to faggots like you? I'll sell your boy pussy for zoom zoom and wham whams! I'm gonna treat you like a bitch! You see this comb?! You gonna comb my chest hair when I tell you to!

GRAB THE COMB, DAWG! BETTER GRAB THAT FUCKING COMB!
 
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