HERE IN AMERICA - RESPECT YOUR FELLOW MAN

[I Love Beef]

SOME FOREIGN CULTURES, JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WE HAVE ONE LITTLE RULE
AND IT'S CALLED ELBOW ROOM
RELATED TO THE SPECIAL OCCUPANCY THAT YOU CONSUME

IF I'M IN FRONT OF LINE
THEN YOU SHOULD STAY BEHIND
UNTIL I GET MY
ICELESS SODA
IT'S SUCH A SIMPLE THING
CALLED FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
WOODEN CLOGS THAT SMASH MY FEET
I REALLY DON'T DESERVE

FOR EVERY REGION, IT SEEMS THERE'S A LEGION
OF IMPATIENT CLOSE SLIME, THAT CUT IN LINE
BARGE ME WITH YOUR WALKIN'
SPRAY ME WITH YOUR TALKIN'
I AM THE AMBASSADOR
OF KICK-YOUR-ASS-ADOR

WHAT'S YOUR AFFINITY
FOR MY VICINITY?
THERE'S PLENTY ROOM HERE
IN YOUR COUNTRY
IT'S JUST GOOD ETIQUETTE
TO USE DEODORANT
MAYBE SMELLING BAD IS THE WAY YOU REPRESENT

BOOZIN' AND STINKIN'
I SMELL WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
GET OUT OF MY FACE
BARGE ME WITH YOUR WALKIN'
SPRAY ME WITH YOUR TALKIN'
BACK THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE
SHUT YOUR BREAD AND CHEESE HOLE
YOU OFFEND MY SINUS
I'LL KICK YOUR "ROYAL HIGHNESS!"

I SEE YOUR EURO-BARGE MY FRIEND,
AND WILL RAISE YOU ONE UGLY AMERICAN!


FOR EVERY REGION, IT SEEMS THERE'S A LEGION
OF IMPATIENT CLOSE SLIME, THAT CUT IN LINE
BARGE ME WITH YOUR WALKIN'
SPRAY ME WITH YOUR TALKIN'
PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY
SOCK YOU IN YOUR PATE'
HIDE OUT LIKE A DEAD MAN
I AM THE AMBASSADOR
OF KICK-YOUR-FUCKIN'-ASS-ADOR!

"SCHNELL! SCHNELL!!! SCHNELLL!!!!!"​

 

[A Welsh Cake]

*Observes your rights and freedoms after being defeated hundreds of years ago*

 

[Beautiful Border]

cringe

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Smokey B and Da Nigglets says: Ya gotta chimp out wid ya dik out, baybeh

 

[OrionBalls]

Here in America, for the past week, it has sounded like Vietnam. Well, I'm not holding steady in the hopes that the Gooks don't find me. Imma hunt them down, instead.