hi, i am new to this website

[Pee Cola]

KYS

and by that I mean welcome, newfren

 

[Divine right to rule]

ok, why is that?

You are new. Newfriends are fags until proven otherwise.

 

[Sugriva]

I have autism

 

[Hannibalistique]

Brave of you to join the internet hate machine with a re-used username like you're explicitly warned not to do when signing up.

 

[Cats]

You dont hand me raw food, okay. We don't need Gordon Ramsay to bust our balls if there's little petite carrots that go there, okay? Those same carrots go to the White House. Those same carrots go to the Five Seasons. They go Global, okay? Who the fuck would care if there's little petite microcarrots as a garnish...you're gonna hand the owner the little petite carrots? What the fuck does he know? He's in the wrong Place.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Hi, New to This Website. I'm Dad.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Welcome. Are you a show-er or a grower?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Greetings, my name is Agent Frederick. I am the team leader of the KIWI division of the Glow in the Dark CIA Nigger Analyst Squad (GDCIANAS). Your activity will be monitored for a few days to see if you would be a good fit for the GDCIANAS. If we find that you would be an asset to the GDCIANAS then you will be contacted with further instructions. If you do not hear from me again, then always remember that we are always watching so do not post anything that would draw our attention. We have operatives that engage in sanctioned glow posting to further our own goals and if anyone from outside of the GDCIANAS is found to be glow posting you will receive a visit from a Glow in the Dark CIA van where you will be waterboarded, sexually assaulted and forced to ingest a near fatal dose of LSD before you are turned into your local authority with a large amount of cocaine and a half loaded firearm planted on your person. This firearm may have been recently used in a previously unsolved murder. You know, typical CIA stuff.

Have fun.