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Santa Klaus

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Hello based A10 chuds! I found this website on x.com and it seemed perfect for me. I saw this site being mentioned on a pro-trump thread and I was curious if you guys could let me in.
Here's something about me:
I was born in Dhaka but I currently live in London
I hate furries
I hate LGBT
I am Muslim
I like Nietzsche
I like Deep Thoughts

Do you guys think I am a right for site?
 
He prefers it if you post it on his profile.
Heck no I'm leaving this gay woke server

Haha niggers you fell for bait.
How it started:



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How it's going:



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But how did we even get here?



Act I: Childhood of Memes



Phillip Millard was born on September 1, 2001 in Princeton, North Carolina. (I like autumn.) He probably had Assburgers and ADHD from birth. There are some photos from his childhood when he was really young although they are heavily edited.



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Probably in 2009 or maybe even 2008, he got a game console which is where he started to get involved with technology.



In 2010, he got his first iPad. Possibly using Facebook, he started recording random plush nonsense with friends and later alone. Nothing is too much known about this era but this video could have been actually him or his friends.




(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=MIIofFmZOGo)



You can try to interpret the lyrics from this song.
Plushes Easily Transmitted to This Dimension as Well

See the Way This Innocence Can Still Be Maintained

Physicality of Media Franchises Meets a Brand New Medium

Distributing the Appeal of Crossovers, Imagination Awaits

Let’s See How Much of the Magic You Can Truly Recreate

It’d Be Even Better if You Could Find a Singular Friend to Bring Into the Scene

Yeah, There You Go, You’ve Got It Kinda

More Just a Running Playdate With Toy Guns in Hands

But the Principle Stays the Same



Back Alone, Experiments With Amazing Effects Continue Taking Stage

Seems So Unbelievable the Way That 3D Hat Tracks Your Movements

And You Mirror Your Being, Dance Battle With the Clone Seen in Front of You

Bringing Greater Comedic Imagery, Swirling Straight to the Table

So Grateful for Those Coming to the Opening Show

Mother’s Acquaintances of the Facebook Page, Stay for the Credits

In Which the Default Fields Directed Him to Inputting His Real Location

so thank god no one of today could have ever gotten this part

Let’s Focus On Our True Peak, the ‘Yo Mama Contest’

And the Spinning Rainbows Like No Tomorrow



On May 27, 2011 he made his first Roblox account. Roblox is a very important topic for this thread.



He later found about YTPs and made masterpieces like this.




(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rAjus_JUDHk)



But his fucking mother started being worried for him after watching content like "an employer's scornful invitation, laying off an awful performance". He later says it's just a glitch in history or something like that. He later starts erasing his history, of course.



Later, he gets banned on Facebook for being underage. Mother gets outraged for this to which the pajeet worker replies, "Ma'am, he broke the terms of service."



Later, whatever is this happens. Again, read these lyrics from one of his songs because I don't really understand them but he probably type "peepee" or some other dumb shit.
from the signup stage, you think you're already familiar with this wording

"i wonder what that spells.. oh, i know!", he's said before

it's the innate preferential treatment found in anyone typically perceived

the culture you know, infection seeds bleed into next-level environment

you realize the mistake you made in that option, they meant your gender

mom laughs after being told about that little mishap



so let the harmful knowledge instantly extend elsewhere

with an endlessly-memed song, and a seemingly insignificant recommendation

speedpaint an obvious popular scene

skirt by the guidelines with artistic purpose

on edge of bedframe, conversation overheard, they're awake

just take the blank risk anyway, such a unique discovery

stupidly, lip escapee makes it onto multi-faceted habitat

rudely grappling after what he had pulled up on the app

no standard or sense of pain, emptiness is just a funny feeling

absent emissions becoming a mainstay, made it to the cleaning region

as her temperature preparation ensues, a new room is made up on the spot

curtains wrap around, form it with a circular pattern

as you're experiencing free natural feeling

but deep down you know you shouldn't have announced that

you pray for her to ignore the subject if it comes up

first skirmishes with shame & humiliation

that's what you're supposed to be getting out of this, bitch

and the most crucial lesson was still yet to come

in many cases there'd be no reason for its premature presence

but oh, the things you stumble into, just invented from your perspective

simply attempting to generate some apparently-forbidden pixels

poor handling comes to the rescue anyway, detrimental to its legibility

and upper management is utterly relieved to see this

the deeper meanings wouldnt be truly clear til later

the fact that this happened became notably less baffling



In mid 2011, he starts having slapfights with other children on a Roblox game called "JJ5X5's House". He made a series called Noob Watch which only lasted 1 episode which is this.




(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ULmuJOiO1YQ)



He wrote lyrics about it which are also hard to decode somewhat in this song.
ripped away at the hands of shifty server regions

desperately screaming into the PMs of any individual he needed to be with

already felt the melodrama in the heart, impatient desperation

waiting for an invite in this shitty system of communication

he treats the many friends he's made despicably day by day

okay i guess that's an exaggeration but the point remains

now-unthinkable aggression at a petty scale

but hey, remember it could go both ways as well

not a retroactive justification though, just embracing the chaos

like the recurring accusation of 'setting him up'

for what exactly, we never knew

endless back and forth ensues

you have to disconnect along with us, pick the right side

no don't go with the enemy what the hell

ah just kidding we're back to hanging out like it never happened

outputs randomized at any given time

and bring the impact harder with an initial partner, don't even get me started

it's a rage game til death do us part

who would've thought such premature engagement would be a recipe for disaster

once again returning to this sentiment

but even we couldn't predict the complete extent of it

it's become so fuzzy but there must be something significant

said to be stuff that couldn't just end up forgiven so quick

by the greatest victim of this intense vindictiveness

yet the reception was still said to be excessive

i do my best to put together the pieces here

of these schoolyard arguments held in preservation

some details may stay a mystery to me

but i guess that's become one aspect of the magic

and thankfully i'm probably the last one still revisiting this past



In March of 2012, Phillip steals a YTP which causes yet another hilarity.




(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wVKieGZbG1o)



GEG.



[WIP]



Act II: Master of Discord Drama



Epikrika throws a tantrum over what is a reaction video probably. Most likely 2017.




(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=M2Wr-2ajn7E)



Somewhere in 2018, he started making music.

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