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This is a tough one. I'm gonna go with a combination of laziness and Intelligence. Take for example his love quest. How he insists that the girl contact him first and that they meet up immediately in particular. Chris has been trying this approach for years and it has yet to work and I can't pick a single reason as to why he does this. Is it because hes too stupid to realize it will never work? Or is he too lazy to try something else thats possibly more proactive? Hell, there could even be a little autism thrown into the works there too even though I believe Autism is his smallest problem.
I'm leaning towards intelligence because laziness can actually be the birthplace of ingenuity. I remember reading an article about a guy who worked in such a way so that he was able to retire as a millionaire at 30. And he said his main driving factor was that he was lazy and didn't want to have to work for very long.
You ever been lounging on a couch and drop the remote or something and been too lazy to pick it up like a normal person? Remember the ridiculous shit you did to get it off the floor? Why? Because you knew you had to get it off the floor you just didnt want to compromise getting up from that couch.
Chris doesn't make that connection. He'd rather sit and watch the home shopping network for a whole afternoon and complain about how boring it is because it never occurs to him to at least find a way to get it off the floor so he can at least make the most out of being lazy. But that never even occurs to him.
Are you seriously asking us to pick one?
How about all?
One only!
Otherwise you'll mess my stats and grand plan!
OK bear with me here...
I'm curious about popular opinion here on our glorious forums.
What do you think Chris's biggest road-block on the path to what he considers happiness?
I'd say autism, because nearly all of his issues seem to link back to it in some way.
I think even now he still genuinely believes he's the most important person on earth. He may be miserable a lot but he's still got his head way up in the clouds.If Chris wasn't an entitled prick he'd be doing okay. He thinks the world revolves around him. He knows it doesn't, but he just ignores reality when it inconveniences him.