Hogwarts Legacy - Harry Potter open world RPG (no trannies allowed)

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I still don't get why the fuck did the troon hivemind throw such a shitfit over one silly videogame, when the game itself apparently shills the fuck out of the single troon featured in it. Is it because the troon didn't single-handedly solve the plot by casting "Expecto Dilatum: Quadraginta centesima"?
Because JK Rowling, who is still a loony leftist, decided she doesn't like trannies, like many women who vote for the left, she's upset when they affect her. As a result the troon community freaked out, causing more "conservative" types to start promoting a game with leftist and tranny content that they would normally call out as full of leftist shit, but the game was good enough that everyone who didn't care about the trannies freaking out enjoyed it. Even if it needs DLSS to run reasonably.

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This did make me laugh. I legit cannot tell which of these men is supposed to be the main character. The guy with the shadowed face is pure porn protag, but the jacked iranian dude seems pure wish fulfilment.
I think it's the big guy
 
Random question: how in depth is Hogwarts Legacy with its RPG mechanics? I know you play as an adolescent student attending a wizard school. Are there any characters in the world that are of the older demographic?
 
Random question: how in depth is Hogwarts Legacy with its RPG mechanics?
Light-moderate. You have a range of spells and there are meaningful differences between them and different synergies between them so you have have different choices of approach in combat that do affect things. There are also talent points that you acquire as you level up which you can spend on enhancing many aspects. Usually they're fairly specific to spells, equipment or tactics. For example, there are Room of Requirement talents which generally improve the effectiveness of consumables, e.g. making mandrakes more effective, invisibility potions last a bit longer, healing potions heal more, etc. Core talents that do things like let you teleport as you dodge instead of just rolling along the ground, combat talents that enhance specific spells. E.g. if you're a big fan of using Incendio (high damage but short range) definitely buy the Talent upgrade that adds a blast effect to it. And there are Dark Arts talents that make it easier to add a curse status to people, make Imperius slaves do more damage and things like that.

We're not talking Dragon Age: Origins by any means. But it does have variety and different approaches. You can also customise wearables to give larger stat bonuses and special qualities such as enhanced Protego against dark wizards, greater impact resistance for fighting trolls, etc. and build up a warddrobe of gear you can use for different tasks. I strongly suggest putting the game on maximum difficulty so that these choices actually matter. Less than that and you can pretty much just blast through without paying much attention to tactics. Game could stand to be a bit harder but then it is a kid's game and it's pretty fun.
I know you play as an adolescent student attending a wizard school. Are there any characters in the world that are of the older demographic?
Yes. You interact with adult characters and there are teachers some of whom are old, some just adult, then of course students are your age or younger. There are also villagers, etc. who are not directly associated with the school.
 
Bumping this thread to inform people that
Hogwarts Legacy is on Steam is on sale for 41.99 USD/Euro
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Also there's a Harry Potter porn VN game
It's made by Akabur and you bang Hermione a lot as Genie from Aladdin. Calling it a 'game' would be generous.
still don't get why the fuck did the troon hivemind throw such a shitfit over one silly videogame
You're asking for rational reasons from a gaggle of mentally ill freaks, but here's my best guess. Troons get off on making the entirety of society bend to their whims. When troons say 'jump!' everyone else is supposed to say 'Yes ma'am!'

And it works for them, usually. This was the first time in a long time where their little grip on society was shown to not be as strong as they believed so they seethed and coped in predictable fashion. Also a lot of these troons are obsessed with HP so they weren't allowed to enjoy the RPG they always wanted in the setting while chuddies were.
 
IIRC the mobile game is mostly that, it also takes place in the 1980s. it was apparently pretty cool, took you through every school year in almost real time, they finally finished the 7th year 2 months ago. meaning if you play now you don't have to wait to play the entire game.
Did that reverse engineered/pirated version ever get finished? I played it a while back and really enjoyed the story and atmosphere, even though it has barely any gameplay. However, if you refuse to drop copious amounts of cash, the game gets virtually unplayable by the third year, so I dropped it.
 
I'm genuinely surprised that this game is actually running on the Switch. The lighting took a heavy hit but the fact that this seems to run at a decent framerate is impressive.

Trannies, of course, are doing their thing and flooding Nintendo's twitter with angry-smug replies going "PLAY THIS TRANNY APPROVED GAME INSTEAD"
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I hope Nintendo keeps the original US translation of Vivian and doesn't feed trannies a single scrap in the Thousand Year Door remake.

Notice how about half of these screencaps have the Palestinian flag in their names. Troons get off on dictating what other people are allowed to buy or consume so much so that they'll advocate for Palestine, a country whose religious laws would have the lot of them slaughtered, because American Palestinians are busy harassing people for drinking Starbucks and McDonalds.
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=YYgPaIX9D4cI'm genuinely surprised that this game is actually running on the Switch. The lighting took a heavy hit but the fact that this seems to run at a decent framerate is impressive.

Trannies, of course, are doing their thing and flooding Nintendo's twitter with angry-smug replies going "PLAY THIS TRANNY APPROVED GAME INSTEAD"
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I hope Nintendo keeps the original US translation of Vivian and doesn't feed trannies a single scrap in the Thousand Year Door remake.

Notice how about half of these screencaps have the Palestinian flag in their names. Troons get off on dictating what other people are allowed to buy or consume so much so that they'll advocate for Palestine, a country whose religious laws would have the lot of them slaughtered, because American Palestinians are busy harassing people for drinking Starbucks and McDonalds.
Anime Avatar? Check
Tranny? Check
Palestinian Flag? Check
Asshurt? Double Check
Neo-Vagina Status? Dilating

I hope these troons never forget that JKR can say and do whatever she pleases and still live out rest of her life in comfort, and they have absolutely zero impact on her wellbeing or legacy(pardon the pun)
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I hope that game gets ported to every console possible going forward just so those checks keep going brrrr!
 
I hope Nintendo keeps the original US translation of Vivian and doesn't feed trannies a single scrap in the Thousand Year Door remake.
Not sure about the European translation. But with animal crossing on Nintendo switch American English censors Easter and thanksgiving. Japanese and EU translations don’t censor real world holidays because Americans hate Christmas for offending atheists and Jews.
Palestinian Flag? Check
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The lgbt community sucking off Islam and hamas never stopped being funny to me. If anyone deserves to live under sharia law, it's queens for Palestine's and feminists.
 
Trannies, of course, are doing their thing and flooding Nintendo's twitter with angry-smug replies going "PLAY THIS TRANNY APPROVED GAME INSTEAD"
They can whine all they want. They need to learn that no one gives a shit that they're eternally assblasted about wizards because they can't grow up.

The lgbt community sucking off Islam and hamas never stopped being funny to me. If anyone deserves to live under sharia law, it's queens for Palestine's and feminists.
I will never understand why these people continue to suck off a group whose very rules tell them to fuck off and then act surprised when they're told to fuck off, sometimes violently
 
Buying anything to spite troons is just as gay and virtue signal-behavior as most of the classic troon playbook.

That said, I would get this if I gave a shit about Harry Potter stuff since it has looked good on its own merits.
 
Buying anything to spite troons is just as gay and virtue signal-behavior as most of the classic troon playbook.

That said, I would get this if I gave a shit about Harry Potter stuff since it has looked good on its own merits.
Its literally the only good looking HR thing to happen since, like, Diagon Alley opened at Universal? The Tales of Beedle the Bard came out? Book 7 (debatable whether even that was good?)
 
Book 7 (debatable whether even that was good?)
Literal fucking garbage. The last battle plan was entirely, and I kid you not, “if I kill myself, maybe I’ll win”, which made Harry temporarily immortal, and then in the next fight using some absurd leaps in logic the main villains wand shot a killing curse at him, did a fucking backflip and moved the curse back at the baddy. Harry literally did fuck all in the final battle.

And that’s just one bad thing about the book. Most rest of it is teenagers camping and arguing with each other.
 
Not sure about the European translation. But with animal crossing on Nintendo switch American English censors Easter and thanksgiving. Japanese and EU translations don’t censor real world holidays because Americans hate Christmas for offending atheists and Jews.

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The lgbt community sucking off Islam and hamas never stopped being funny to me. If anyone deserves to live under sharia law, it's queens for Palestine's and feminists.
The EU translations also don’t call the holidays by their real names, only Japan does.

Gays support Muslims because Muslims are brown (they don’t know what the balkans are) and brown people are honorary fags, hence the brown lines on the most modern Pride flag.

The switch version of Hogwarts seems like a practicaly pared back version, apparently it runs really well, just with way simpler lighting, textures, and less npcs on screen at once.
It’s 5th and 7th on the Eshop right now, so it’s selling well.
 
The EU translations also don’t call the holidays by their real names, only Japan does.

Gays support Muslims because Muslims are brown (they don’t know what the balkans are) and brown people are honorary fags, hence the brown lines on the most modern Pride flag.

The switch version of Hogwarts seems like a practicaly pared back version, apparently it runs really well, just with way simpler lighting, textures, and less npcs on screen at once.
It’s 5th and 7th on the Eshop right now, so it’s selling well.
Loading is pretty rough (Hogsmeade is basically a bunch of loading doors now at 30-50 seconds a pop), but otherwise I'm amazed the Switch doesn't blow up when you put the cartridge in.
 
Literal fucking garbage. The last battle plan was entirely, and I kid you not, “if I kill myself, maybe I’ll win”, which made Harry temporarily immortal, and then in the next fight using some absurd leaps in logic the main villains wand shot a killing curse at him, did a fucking backflip and moved the curse back at the baddy. Harry literally did fuck all in the final battle.

And that’s just one bad thing about the book. Most rest of it is teenagers camping and arguing with each other.
I can forgive a lot of things about Harry Potter but the one thing that will always annoy the shit out of me is the whole "mom died to save him and gave him magical protections" thing. His dad died to save him first.
 
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