Hogwarts Legacy - Harry Potter open world RPG (no trannies allowed)

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Same here. I bought Heartbeat after the controversy with the dev's openly TERF girlfriend cause it looked like the type of cutesy RPG with nice art that appeals to me, but I've never actually cared about Harry potter. However, I will definitely enjoy seeing all the coping and seething that will happen if the game has good sales.
I'm split on that. $60 is literally nothing to me, so tossing it on a game is meh. As much as I enjoy tranny seethe, I still also recognize JKR is a cunt man-hater who enabled all this faggot alphabet garbage in the first place.
 
Wasnt even planning on spending money on this, but now i wanna buy it just to spite both trannies and self righteous kiwis in this thread
 
So I already said that I’m planning to larp as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
Here’s the game plan:
1. make sure it has Limpid tears eye color option
2. Get into Slytherin house
3. Bully everyone
 
The amount of salt this game generates is astonishing and delightful to my eyes. It's a perfect demonstration of how you may have the RP team that don't even have to do anything for game to be widely known because an amount of black PR and autistic screeching do all the job for them. :story: Feels great, man. It's always great to see them spergs suffer a dissonance with reality.
 
So I already said that I’m planning to larp as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
Here’s the game plan:
1. make sure it has Limpid tears eye color option
2. Get into Slytherin house
3. Bully everyone
Shit... That makes me want to make Dally Darkblood from FaCe ThE StRaNgE.
 
So I already said that I’m planning to larp as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
Here’s the game plan:
1. make sure it has Limpid tears eye color option
2. Get into Slytherin house
3. Bully everyone

You might be able to do more then just bully people

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You might be able to do more then just bully people

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Damn you ign, I did not want to buy this game because the gameplay looks so fucking samey like every third person adventure.
But if this is in the game…
Eric Tetanus the rusty fork throwing maniac will terrorize the hallways.
And if you’re a real fuckwad I’ll use the rusty spoon. And I’ll cut out their hearts with it….
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This was apparently taken from the guy who was leaking stuff so take it with a grain of salt, but it will apparently take around 35 hours to finish the main quest if you ignore the side content and around 70 hours if you want to complete everything.

Bonus trans salt:
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The amount of salt this game generates is astonishing and delightful to my eyes. It's a perfect demonstration of how you may have the RP team that don't even have to do anything for game to be widely known because an amount of black PR and autistic screeching do all the job for them. :story: Feels great, man. It's always great to see them spergs suffer a dissonance with reality.
For me it's the seethe. Oh man am I seeing everyone that couldn't do anything about it join this "protest" about the game. You were not going to buy it in the first place. You were not some life long harry potter fan that got blindsided by your lies being contested. The amount of virtue signaling is just painfull but has also put a shit eating grin on my face the likes of which I have not had in a while.
 
Stop, I've already bought the game, you don't have to convince me anymore.

I pre-ordered it, I'm not expecting a much from it. But if I can walk around with a Cobra customized wand, torture and kill those who don't praise Cobras magic. That'll be a cheap laugh good enough for me. The seething from troons on social media will probably be more entertaining for me.

IGN had a vid showing the dark spells:
 
In the movies even the Dursleys give off a real 50s/60s Britain vibe from the way they dress to the decor of their house. I think it's because the books make out Uncle Vernon to be some sort of turbo-boomer.

That vintage aesthetic Harry Potter gives off in both the books and the films is definitely top notch and no doubt a big reason why so many people give so much of a shit about it despite all the many flaws.

Troons claim the stairs would obviously accept them but I can't recall if JK Rowling has ever actually said anything about it.
It's funny because all you need for something to seem "magical" is for it to be old, like the Hogwarts Express is basically just an old train, it reminds of The Polar Express and how it seems magical because it's... also just an old train.

This is an old trope too, 50+ years ago Willy Wonka sorta dressed like a Victorian era guy or just seemed like a man out of time, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was an old timey car.

Maybe anything from a bygone era has that vibe even in the past (it's interesting that in the 2017 Jumanji sequel the old board game turns into... a 90s video game console), maybe old things just have a life to them that is increasingly missing in our modern world, I don't know, but Potter plays heavily on that trope as basically anything from the Wizarding World is simply old fashioned.
 
This was apparently taken from the guy who was leaking stuff so take it with a grain of salt, but it will apparently take around 35 hours to finish the main quest if you ignore the side content and around 70 hours if you want to complete everything.

Bonus trans salt:
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I took a small dive to the comments of this just for the lols, and I found this gem.

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It's so delicious how palpable their salt can taste that not even reason, and logic, seems to break into their thick skulls because of that feeling of entitlement to proclaim these statements without understanding the magnitude of the consequence. For the divisive outlook of the thread. One thing we can agree all is the salt when the game inevitably breaks sale records, and they start lashing out toward everyone is going to be delicious.
 
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