Hollywood lolcows - Actually famous people with lolcow tendencies

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LordofCringe7206 said:
Dave Bautista also belongs on here. The James Gunn firing really brought out his inner sperg on social media, but his wrestling career alone has enough material to cement his status as a cow: numerous amounts of drama and fights backstage (some physical), getting people fired for the pettiest of shit, rumored amounts of large drug use and controversial sexual affairs. This guy is a genuine cow gold mine.
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Oh, yeah. Booker T legitimately kicked his ass backstage around the time they were feud (inb4 "hurrr that's just part of the storyline" - no, multiple folks talked about the fight, it was while they were filming promotional material for Summerslam that year). And Batista was so on the juice that it felt like every year after his first world title reign, he was out with an injury related to torn muscles.
 
Syaoran Li said:
While Kevin Sorbo is a bit of a jackass, I would not be surprised if the Hollywood elites do subtly blacklist devout Christians in the entertainment industry. The same would probably apply to mainline conservatives (Tim Allen), libertarians (Adam Baldwin), and even other liberals and leftists who don't tow the party line such as Adam Carolla and George Romero.
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John Milius hasn't had a particularly great time either. (He co-wrote Apocalypse Now, did the original decent Red Dawn, and Walter Sobchak was a parody of him by his friends the Coen Bros.)
 
Agree with all the lampooning of SJW celebritards, but I wanted to throw out another Righty for balance:

Ted Nugent. He's been a lolcow for decades -- an ignorant blowhard who's like a living caricature of a long-haired rural redneck (save for his aspie-like obsession with sobriety). In many ways Kid Rock -- another Michigander -- copied his brainless-reactionary act and updated it to the rap-rock era.
 
AnOminous said:
John Milius hasn't had a particularly great time either. (He co-wrote Apocalypse Now, did the original decent Red Dawn, and Walter Sobchak was a parody of him by his friends the Coen Bros.)
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Let’s not forget Conan the Barbarian. Yeah we all mock it, but I’m sure it ranks high on a lot of folks “guilty pleasure” lists.
 
RodgerDodger said:
Let’s not forget Conan the Barbarian. Yeah we all mock it, but I’m sure it ranks high on a lot of folks “guilty pleasure” lists.
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And Jeremiah Johnson, a classic.

Pretty sure Milius himself isn't a Hollywood lolcow, though anyone who has attacked him probably is.
 
Jim Carrey's anti-vaccine Twitter sperging was pretty funny.
 
Tila tequila, but all her crazy rants are due to brain damage so maybe thata cheating.

Gwenyth paltrow
 
Cher has the whole "how does I Internets?" thing down pat, along with an ego the size of God. No idea about any of her other behaviours, but her twitter bespeaks utter illiteracy and stupidity by the bucket load.
 
Di caprio is a good actor and it would be frustrating not to get an award but god damn he's fucking baby about it.
Jackie Chan didn't get one for the longest time. His childhood acting school was fucked up, he finally gets one after all these years about 2 or 3 years ago. He didn't bitch, moan or anything. All he did was cry that he was grateful to his parents giving birth to him and grateful for receiving the award.
 
HiddenFist said:
I'm surprised people listed on here such as Alec Baldwin, Steven Seagal, or even Robert DeNiro don't have any kind of page detailing their shenanigans., but I'm surprised no one said Rose McGowan.
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The issue is the "no celebrities" rule in the lolcow forums. Randy Quaid got past simply because he isn't one anymore.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
The issue is the "no celebrities" rule in the lolcow forums. Randy Quaid got past simply because he isn't one anymore.
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Is Rose McGowan really a celebrity anymore outside the #MeToo stuff? The last thing I remember her being in was Planet Terror. There’s a reason she threw herself behind the X-Men billboard controversy and #MeToo so hard - her career was seriously flagging.

Also, I just found this on her Wikipedia page:

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TheImportantFart said:
Is Rose McGowan really a celebrity anymore outside the #MeToo stuff? The last thing I remember her being in was Planet Terror. There’s a reason she threw herself behind the X-Men billboard controversy and #MeToo so hard - her career was seriously flagging.

Also, I just found this on her Wikipedia page:

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You're telling me that a crazy feminist is a hypocrite? Next you'll tell me that The Pope is Catholic!
 
To branch out from political spergs, what about former NFL running back Tiki Barber? The guy had tons of drama with teammates and coaching personnel during his tenure as a running back for the New York Giants. Despite holding several Giants franchise records, he's a hated person within the fanbase for how he acted over the last few years of his career.

On top of that, he had a very controversial and publicized affair that made him look like an even bigger douchebag. It also led to quite possibly one of the worst comparisons of all time:

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