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Remember that windows for bedrooms (including basement ones) have minimum size requirements because they need to be used for fire egress, which means, of course, that bad guys can also get in.

When it comes to growing thorny plants, mistletoe leaves are very sharp, and even the most PCP'd out druggie is going to have a bad time trying to climb through a mistletoe hedge to open your bedroom window.
 
Rosebushes on the outside of brick walls, anti nog spikes at the top of said walls. Hilariously and horrifyingly, just look to South Africa for examples of compounds and anti nigger upgrades for houses. Depending on threat level, bars on windows, and anti molotov bars for windows (yes those are a thing its wild.)
 
Any recommendations for brands of those WiFi home security systems.

I have a boomer that has an ancient subscription landline service that's more of a boomer security blanket than actually providing any security for when they aren't at home and want to convince them to switch.

They aren't suoer paranoid, they are fully committed to the deterrence selling point from the nineties. I don't want something that will run even if the power and Internet is cut off. As long as they make noise and communicate to them while the WiFi is on they should be content.

The issue is the market is flooded with chinky knock offs and overprice YouTuber advertised chinky trash. Reolink, that someone else recommended, is something I really like and would like the alarm/motion/door sensor equivalent to. Something with no subscription, no cloud storage, and a relatively inoffensive app that the alerts go to that isn't over $200. I'm not looking for something perfect or high end, just good enough for it's price.
 
Also thornbushes if you don't mind pruning them back it keeps people from looking into your windows and generally keeps most idiots away and I mean the really big thorn bushes the ones that have if you trip into it you will be in a lot of pain.

When it comes to growing thorny plants, mistletoe leaves are very sharp, and even the most PCP'd out druggie is going to have a bad time trying to climb through a mistletoe hedge to open your bedroom window.

Rosebushes on the outside of brick walls, anti nog spikes at the top of said walls

These are all good points, and I'd like to use them to start by talking about a very important thing to consider, its really the starting point for any kind of consideration regarding security. Namely, Identifying The Threat Profile, i.e. figuring out what kind of threats your security will need to defend against when it comes to your home. If you're a known rich person, drug dealer, or other notable then its likely you have people looking out for you specifically, and should tailor your approach accordingly. Another individual threat might be a disgruntled business acquaintance, partner, etc that is know to you. These types of threats are specific and motivated, and are distinguished in the sense that they have a specific goal in mind and will not be easily deterred, you must actively resist them. (No passive security can defeat a determined attempt over a long enough period of time.)

Fortunately, most of us will only have to worry about non-specific threats, crimes of opportunity, random bad actors, etc - think travelling gypsies, 'joggers', bands of 'urban youths', the meth junkie. These threats aren't driven and targeted, they're looking for an easy score, a little fun, or other low level criminal activity (which they may escalate to rape and murder of course). The point is, for these kinds of criminals typically any house will do, and they aren't committed to their targets. That means that, unlike the business partner or jilted lover, these guys can be influenced to choose other targets or be induced to flee with passive defenses.

This is where having Defensive/Hostile Architecture and exterior design come in. If your home looks like a tough target for mischief, or a risky one, then these low level threats are likely to either pass by your house entirely or give up when their efforts don't immediately bear fruit. Simple things like keeping valuable ATVs and stuff locked up in sheds, and valuables out of sight through windows is a good start, if they don't know goodies are inside they may be less likely to visit. Thorny bushes, motion activated floodlights and security signs/cameras might make them think twice as well. Combine this with simple steps like reinforced strike plates and a security bar, and you've got an excellent, simple/cheap outer layer of defense that will deter the common junkie.

Of course, you must have Defense in Depth, that is, multiple types of active and passive security in layers. If the random criminal braves the thorn bushes and fences, strides unflinchingly into the floodlights, and decides to kick the door, thats why you have the strike plate and such so he can't kick it in first try. If he's ornery and wants to spend a few minutes battering down the door, thats fine - your alarms should have awakened you (if the kicking didn't). Now your interior defenses are brought to bear, disorientating lights and sirens of your alarms deafen, blind and disorient the intruder. If he wishes to enter, he'll need to contend with that, plus your interior doors/gates (You did install a security gate, right?) - all under the threat of arriving police (if you informed them) or you (should you intend to confront him). When you do, you have the benefit of a blinding light on your weapon, earmuffs to filter the sirens, and intimate knowledge of your home's best approaches and lines of fire. The intruder, fool he was to blunder deeper into your web of defenses, dies like a wounded animal in a pen.

Criminal home invading scum deserve far worse.
 
Any recommendations for brands of those WiFi home security systems.

I have a boomer that has an ancient subscription landline service that's more of a boomer security blanket than actually providing any security for when they aren't at home and want to convince them to switch.

They aren't suoer paranoid, they are fully committed to the deterrence selling point from the nineties. I don't want something that will run even if the power and Internet is cut off. As long as they make noise and communicate to them while the WiFi is on they should be content.

The issue is the market is flooded with chinky knock offs and overprice YouTuber advertised chinky trash. Reolink, that someone else recommended, is something I really like and would like the alarm/motion/door sensor equivalent to. Something with no subscription, no cloud storage, and a relatively inoffensive app that the alerts go to that isn't over $200. I'm not looking for something perfect or high end, just good enough for it's price.
I’ve got a Ring system. It works well and the cameras all have batteries so you don’t have to get an electrician in to wire it all up.
 
I live in an authoritarian communist country so I don’t need to worry about crime other than the occasional scammer
 
The one thing I don’t see a ton of that I think is very important for home security is basic planning and drilling. You can have the swankiest system know to man but you need a plan just like you need a plan for any disaster.
For defense, practice maneuvering throughout your entire house with unloaded weapons. It can be trickier than you would think and you absolutely need to consider things like entry points, doors and windows, vantage points, fallback points, emergency escapes, what the other people in your house may be doing during an unexpected situation and how to get them to safety. LARP as if there’s a home invader and practice clearing rooms as you move through them, you can just lay down in your PJs and see how long it takes to grab your weapon and go. Everyone has a different situation and layout so you should be very familiar with your personal situation.
Another thing I count as related is environmental and medical emergencies. Do you have fire extinguishers readily accessible and know how to operate them? Do you have a plan to get you and yours the fuck out of a burning home? If you live in an area with other natural disasters the same rules apply, are you prepared for a flash flood or tornado or whatever may affect your area? Do you have a first aide kit and know how to use it? Can you do CPR? Are you or is someone in your home on prescription medication they would need to take with them during an evacuation? Do you know right this second where all of these things are located?
When it comes to safety and preparedness in general these are all things you need to consider. Most likely nothing ever happens but if something does happen you should have a plan, from home invasion to fires nobody has ever been hurt by having a plan.
 
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For the longest time, I have lived with a "driveway alarm" setup to wake me up and let me know whenever ninjas were approaching my home. But now that I'm much older, I have a hard time springing into action at 2am to check every time a bear or deer walks through my yard.

Last year I finally sprung some money on some cameras and highly recommend them. While a well-tuned camera will also chime my cellphone when motion is detected, I now also get to view the motion on my cellphone, and have recordings of the bears and ninjas.

Most of all what I like about the cameras is their simple deterrent value. I used to have neighborhood kids prowl around my driveway and yard, but since putting up cameras that has almost completely stopped. Every time, they stealthily approach my home until suddenly, they see the cameras, spotlights turn on (my newest camera even sez "YOU ARE BEING RECORDED") - and they instantly turn around and walk away and I never see that person again.
 
So I looked through the thread and wanted to essentially ask if there are other securities systems/measures that people have already had success with or brands that they swear by, aside from the 1 comment mentioning "Reolink." For instance, when you search NVR it brought up "Amcrest" personally, I just didn't know if there were other places to start.

I also wanted to thank people for the reminders about preventing the "non-specific" threats, We may be getting some rose bushes, barbed wire and mistletoe at some point.
 
So I looked through the thread and wanted to essentially ask if there are other securities systems/measures that people have already had success with or brands that they swear by, aside from the 1 comment mentioning "Reolink." For instance, when you search NVR it brought up "Amcrest" personally, I just didn't know if there were other places to start.

I also wanted to thank people for the reminders about preventing the "non-specific" threats, We may be getting some rose bushes, barbed wire and mistletoe at some point.
I would avoid Ubiquiti. Don't let the marketing pull you in. It's a shitty turn-key system that you should avoid like the plague.
 
Most wireless door cameras, besides sucking generally
I have recommended glorious product of great china Zumimall cameras in the past. They are dirt cheap and my solar camera I use for my garden has been melting in the sun and rain for 4 years now and still works fine. It has an onboard SD card slot that it will save to if it can't reach the Internet which is a nice feature. They also sell an LTE version that I'm sure would be useful monitoring a gate far from a homes wifi or something.

I'm sure it's sending colossal amount of data to the CCP and when China and the US finally go to war it will be used to guide missiles to my tomato plants but I don't care.
 
Rosebushes on the outside of brick walls
Barberries are also excellent for this. Nasty thorns, drought tolerant, easy to maintain. They also com in all sorts of colors (if you care about that kind of thing). Fantastic shrub.
 
A few months later, getting back to trying to understand PoE NVR set ups, as Home Security is something my wife and I really want to take seriously (and Christmas deals). If I purchase this for instance, to avoid having a WiFi set ups like with this one, then do I (A) need to have long Ethernet cables running to every one of the cameras within/outside of the home and (B) Are these the cameras that I would have to choose from?

Notably, I think we'd only need 5 or 6 cameras total, and I presume 1 channel = 1 camera, yes?

Considering the price I'm trying to exhibit an abundance of caution before making the purchases, following some of the advice in the thread.
 
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