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[Infernal]

The funny thing about the trump/2025 crackdown on tranny meds is, I don't know how enforable any law passed will be any more than any state that already passed a care ban under Biden, I don't know why Trannies are screaming genocide even more.

If the GOP was really really concerned on cutting off all access to HRT or tranny shit to everyone reguarldess of age like Trump said, how would they stop this DIY shit? Whose gonna step up to be the Troonshine Rex Banner? It's funny picturing an old-timey prohibition-era detective questiong random trannies asking them how they got their troonshine, or reguarding the project 2025 bathroom/women spaces stuff, are we gonna need to outfit every bathroom and girl's changing room with like the Droid scanners from A New Hope except they detect chromosones rather than robots?

I just fail to see how this doomsday scenario trannies are describing would actually play out, it seems to me if trannies could troon out under any other republican state, they can do it under 2025 just as well.

 

[AnOminous]

The funny thing about the trump/2025 crackdown on tranny meds is, I don't know how enforable any law passed will be any more than any state that already passed a care ban under Biden, I don't know why Trannies are screaming genocide even more.

Trump may just believe that he's magically a dictator but he really isn't. He can't just magic laws into existence. They have to go through Congress first.

 

[Stan]

I probably said this before but the absolute insanity of injecting yourself with mystery “girl potion” purchased from overseas, or trying to craft it yourself out of a kit and then inject that into yourself, is bad judgment on the level of the subjects of Chubby Emu videos (e.g. “a man dipped his balls in paraquat, this is how his organs shut down.”)

I can practically hear the spooky music while Dr. Bernard intones in his serious voice: “a man injected himself with homemade hormone replacement therapy. This is how his organs shut down.”

 

[biggacracka]

>sell "diy kit" for troons
>market it as "stimulates the hormones of who you're meant to be"
>it's just a couple dumbbells and some strength training exercise

That's how you grift legally. Never mention there's actual hormones in it, just that it promotes it. And it's true, exercise does promote testosterone production

 

[Nobody Important]

I think I’d just sell the oils. No actual chemicals=profit. Plus the disorders they’re supposed to treat are fake and gay anyways.

 

[lv100lucario]

a random troon made a backup of teahrt's minecraft world. i am mirroring it here.

there are spreadsheets with coordinates. you need to open to lan to enable commands.

https://drive.proton.me/urls/H95VTE5Q5G#jo4IsGAXeJYh

 

[HouseofLeafs]

We could sell snake oil to these people and as long as we tell them it has the smallest infinitesimal chance of giving them boobs they’ll believe it.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Project 2025 involves mandatory addition of MPTP into China-imported estrogens as a prevention to excessive gooning in transgendered individuals. This is a more ethical alternative to cat hair and deadly impurities that mainstream Reddit bathtub HRTs contain. Although not in fatal doses, MPTP is known to cause rapid onset Parkinson's disease, scientists believe MPTP is crucial in gooning prevention for transgendered individuals.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Project 2025 involves mandatory addition of MPTP into China-imported estrogens as a prevention to excessive gooning in transgendered individuals. This is a more ethical alternative to cat hair and deadly impurities that mainstream Reddit bathtub HRTs contain. Although not in fatal doses, MPTP is known to cause rapid onset Parkinson's disease, scientists believe MPTP is crucial in gooning prevention for transgendered individuals.

Troons are so delusional that they would probably take the bathtub estrogens anyways because they'd rather "Die tomorrow than suffer from muh dysphoria until 80".

 

[x3firehexx]

Troons are so delusional that they would probably take the bathtub estrogens anyways because they'd rather "Die tomorrow than suffer from muh dysphoria until 80".

No, they won't die, hovewer if the US and EU pulls their shit together and criminalizes/prosecutes troonshine in the same way they do with naroctics (cocaine, LSD, etc) i can defeintly see many, MANY troons going "I'd rather kill myself than suffer from dysphoria" and actually pull trough with their plans

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Project 2025 involves mandatory addition of MPTP into China-imported estrogens as a prevention to excessive gooning in transgendered individuals

Im gonna need a sauce on that, if that is true, imagine the dysphoria this would give them. Parkinson's is no joke, imagine cumming whenever you try to hold your pecker when taking a leak. That's a hard way to live.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Im gonna need a sauce on that, if that is true, imagine the dysphoria this would give them. Parkinson's is no joke, imagine cumming whenever you try to hold your pecker when taking a leak. That's a hard way to live.

I made it up. Troons believe "Project 2025" will take away their rights and be forcefully detrooned. Lack of dopamine might unironically cure the gooning though.

 

[Positron]

They should just mandatory label every container of Chink-imported estrogen with a big red warning: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Trump may just believe that he's magically a dictator but he really isn't. He can't just magic laws into existence. They have to go through Congress first.

Selling prescription medication without being an actual licensed pharmacy, especially to minors, is already a crime or three. It just needs to be enforced.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I probably said this before but the absolute insanity of injecting yourself with mystery “girl potion” purchased from overseas, or trying to craft it yourself out of a kit and then inject that into yourself, is bad judgment on the level of the subjects of Chubby Emu videos (e.g. “a man dipped his balls in paraquat, this is how his organs shut down.”)

I can practically hear the spooky music while Dr. Bernard intones in his serious voice: “a man injected himself with homemade hormone replacement therapy. This is how his organs shut down.”

A man cut off his wiener and injected himself with "girl potion" hormones, this is what happened to his endocrine system.

 

[JudyTester]

TeaHRT DIY Kit

TeaHRT DIY Instructions: https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/GYw4y4xmXz0YdoJe6VlSO2UCec2n8I8X-NAzhMDHoxI/

teaHRT has taken down their DIY troonshine page. I wonder why? I just get a 404 now for that part of the site.

I'm turbo late but I archived the instructions for the kits that TeaHRT put on cryptpad, in case that gets nuked too. Normal archive sites don't grab it so here's a PDF instead.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

So how many children were being groomed in Minecraft, is that why TeaHRT's MC map was so important?

Also isn't testosterone already a controlled substance, why isn't estrogen?

Selling prescription medication without being an actual licensed pharmacy, especially to minors, is already a crime or three. It just needs to be enforced.

THEY'RE "RESEARCH CHEMICALS," DAD

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

one thing I've not seen discussed so far is that nobody involved in this shitshow has any way to prove the alleged tranny juice is what it actually says it is
something I've learned second hand is that many Chinese chemical vendors are notoriously unreliable, especially if they're claiming to offer a molecule as complex as this at such a low price

 

[TaimuRadiu]

one thing I've not seen discussed so far is that nobody involved in this shitshow has any way to prove the alleged tranny juice is what it actually says it is
something I've learned second hand is that many Chinese chemical vendors are notoriously unreliable, especially if they're claiming to offer a molecule as complex as this at such a low price

apparently they have "third party testing"

because if there's something you can really trust, it's a bunch of troons doing chemical research on stuff that isn't even prescription medication

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

one thing I've not seen discussed so far is that nobody involved in this shitshow has any way to prove the alleged tranny juice is what it actually says it is

Mentioned upthread there is the Janoshik testing laboratory, which is known from the diy steroids scene and has some mixed reviews. But a test result with no traceablility it not worth anything at all, everyone could just copy one good result and claim its from the batch being sold. There is a reason even fucking cheese has a lot number on the box.

If those people were resposnible and honest at the least, chemicals would be tested regularly, if not every batch. But they are mythical creatures who turn everything they touch into gold, so the chicago girlpotion shake comes out analytically clean every time they make a new bottle.