Homeless Appreciation Thread - Public masturbation is part and parcel of living in a diverse society

[Eleventyish]

How does one deal with these goddamned RVs everywhere? There's a couple in my area that are clearly abandoned but the cops say they can't get them removed if they think someone might be living in it. What the hell is this 3rd world shit?

Meanwhile we have to jump through five layers of red tape to put an add-on on our house. We should just disguise it as an RV.

Slash the tires, smash the windows with rocks, and put holes in the roof and sides so water can flow in. Do this at night and do a test run where you toss rocks in there and bounce some off the side to rouse anyone inside. If no one yells or runs out, you're good to go. You could also sneak up and toss open piss bottles and paper bags full of shit through the window.

When a vehicle is sitting on all flats and completely fucked, the cops have no excuse.

You could also go out at night with pry bars and peel the aluminum off for recycling. There's probably a couple hundred dollars worth of scrap metal in an RV. If you have something you can tow it with and a connection at the dump, then go right ahead. Again, make sure no one is actually in there first, and go prepared with bear mace.

You could also use a paintball gun to blast all the windows from a safe distance at night, then wait and see if anyone removes the paint, or if there are any hand or foot prints.

If the cops do not investigate assaults or property damage, or they do with 1/10,000th the urgency of a homicide, then you can make this work for you provided you practice black bloc, go out at night, ride bikes to the area, spread the word to the neighbors to turn off their cameras and to not talk to the cops. It works for antifa.

Worst case someone gets a misdemeanor charge, but you can refuse to talk to the police without a laywer, demand an speedy jury trial, and then sit around while a jury made up of people likely victimized by homeless junkies takes notes on what you did so they can implement it. It's unlikely to get that far though, as the cops are understaffed (#DefundThePolice), demoralized, and exhausted with the homeless.

Yes, this is probably fedposting. No, I don't give a fuck. Fuck those junkie shitbags.

Something that works for me is sidewalk chalk in an easily watched location, where the message chalked is something like 'Junkies get out!" or a pair of eyes and the text "We're watching you, hobo scum!" I do this at the entrances to my block and on the dumpsters.

 

[millais]

on my way to work there used to be this one guy who I thought for a while was schizoing the fuck out like screaming and waving his arms at this one tree, then one time I heard him yell about subscribing and noticed his phone propped up against the tree
dude was legit homeless afaik but he was livestreaming his ranting, he wasn't just yelling at the tree

I had the reverse experience, where I thought this junkie was livestreaming because he was standing alone in the middle of an empty parking lot and excitedly speaking to what seemed to be a stream chat audience in that fake Youtuber voice and waving around a selfie stick, but then I noticed there was no phone at all, and the guy was barefoot and surrounded by empty beer cans and drug litter.

 

[Murun Buchstansangur]

I had the reverse experience, where I thought this junkie was livestreaming because he was standing alone in the middle of an empty parking lot and excitedly speaking to what seemed to be a stream chat audience in that fake Youtuber voice and waving around a selfie stick, but then I noticed there was no phone at all, and the guy was barefoot and surrounded by empty beer cans and drug litter.

This would make a good YouTube video. Fake streamer in the hood. Have an accomplice with a camera hidden in a parked car.

 

[Orange Tabby]

I want to laugh at this thread but I literally have a homeless camp up my street and it just gets so tiresome.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I want to laugh at this thread but I literally have a homeless camp up my street and it just gets so tiresome.

What do the cops say when you call them about it?
We've been fighting this shit for years, and we'd get one sheriff quote that fucking Idaho law, but we'd ask him to at least talk to the people and tell them they aren't welcome. The other sheriff lived down the street and he'd be right out, tell the campers to fuck off, and even chat with us a bit about it.
If you dig into local social media, the "overlander" community does not recommend our neighborhood, which is nice. I hazard to think it's because I and a couple of neighbors make it a pain in the ass, even if law enforcement claims their hands are tied.

 

[Eleventyish]

What do the cops say when you call them about it?
We've been fighting this shit for years, and we'd get one sheriff quote that fucking Idaho law, but we'd ask him to at least talk to the people and tell them they aren't welcome. The other sheriff lived down the street and he'd be right out, tell the campers to fuck off, and even chat with us a bit about it.
If you dig into local social media, the "overlander" community does not recommend our neighborhood, which is nice. I hazard to think it's because I and a couple of neighbors make it a pain in the ass, even if law enforcement claims their hands are tied.

Be as hostile as you can get away with, and always hide your identity while doing so.

If you have any young men willing to take risks, network socially to get them a girlfriend to reward them. Sex and affection is the best motivator for young men, but hook them up with jobs, internships, deals on used cars, whatever you can. Just make sure that they understand this is 100% opsec required. No shoving contests with the homeless, instead harass them from concealment and flee when chased.

You can make your own justice if you just stop talking to the cops/politicians/libtards about what you're doing and schmooze. No text messages or emails, just friendly one-on-one chats that you can plausibly say you don't recall if in court.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Coworker said he was downtown last weekend walking around with some ice-cream and a homeless guy started walking beside him talking about "the test that is going on". Finally when my coworker asked what "the test" is the homeless guy said it was about how he was gonna fuck my coworker's face and punch him. My coworker said he just kept walking and eventually the homeless guy fucked off. Coworkear is a pudgy filipino btw lmao

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's not technically deception if he believes he's telling the truth.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

 

[Catman from cat town]

Used to live in an area where I saw some homeless people and would only make small talk with because they were interested in petting my roommate’s because he’s adorable. Those homeless never asked me for anything but if they could pet the good boy.

One time had a homeless guy ask for change and when I said no, asked for hugs. I told him he could give the dog pets and when he tried the dog growled at him.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

This is how you should treat people who are experiencing houselessness. I worked overnight at a 24 hour convenience store in my early 20s, and if anything is going to make you loathe bums and want them dead, it'll be an experience like that.

 

[Lady Bizness]

This is how you should treat people who are experiencing houselessness. I worked overnight at a 24 hour convenience store in my early 20s, and if anything is going to make you loathe bums and want them dead, it'll be an experience like that.

Whoa what the hell is this? Dude has some thrill issues ha ha. I would not want to get within a foot of these hep c fucks Jesus.

NGL, kind of cathartic.

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

I'd appreciate them a lot more if the vast majority of them were locked up in a mental hospital. Sadly, that won't happen since apparently it's their right to be criminals, drug addicts, and a general nuisance to society.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Just went to a certain side of town and Jesus the amount of homeless shenanigans going on is unreal. All the young people with their danger hair and septum piercings acting as if it's just background color makes me think it's never going away.

 

[Eleventyish]

Just went to a certain side of town and Jesus the amount of homeless shenanigans going on is unreal. All the young people with their danger hair and septum piercings acting as if it's just background color makes me think it's never going away.

Do we live in the same town?

 

[The Hardest R]

Homelessness is getting pretty rampant, even towns with just a few thousand people have them. This isn’t commiefornia, these are deep red state flyover towns. The usual suspects, namely opioid addiction, are the culprits. They crash on various couches from friends and family and then once they inevitably get sick and tired of addict behavior, they’re out on the street.