Culture Homeless-looking Man Does the Do with a Horse - Mr. Hands 2: Electric Boogaloo, Redux

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A "homeless-looking" man in Oregon has confessed to sexually assaulting a horse after its owner found the animal “tied up in an unusual way” inside its stable, police and court documents say.

Kenneth Lijah Duyck, 20, is in Washington County Jail Thursday on suspicion of sexual assault of an animal and second-degree burglary stemming from the incident last week on a rural property in Hillsboro.

Duyck broke into the stable and went after a black mare named Ellie, The Oregonian reported, citing court records and police statements.

The owner of the property later discovered a bucket overturned, and in a call to the Washington County Sheriff's Office, said the animal was "tied up in an unusual way," FOX12 Oregon reported.

She then sent a photo of the horse to her daughter, a veterinarian, who said it looked like the horse was sexually assaulted.

The owner also reportedly said she received a call a day earlier from a man who identified himself as "Duyck" asking if he could camp on her property.

Duyck, described by the stable owner as a "homeless-looking" man who she spotted talking to neighbors around the time of the incident, was found sleeping a car Tuesday in a Walmart parking lot in Cornelius.

Duyck told investigators he broke into the stable to look for work before admitting to sexually assaulting the horse, the Washington County Sheriff’s Office said.

An affidavit also quoted him as saying that he believes he carried out the lewd act because he was off his medications.

the fuck is it with the west coast and sticking their dick in things not made for it
 
Duyck told investigators he broke into the stable to look for work before admitting to sexually assaulting the horse,
:story: WHAT?! Breaking into any industry doesn't mean you literally break in to the place but then again he is a hobo horsefucker so can't expect too much in the way of logic here.
 
Time to date myself but - Mr.Hands 2.0?
Look up Mister Hands on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Bring brain bleach.

Long story short this guy showed up at a hospital and died from a ruptured colon. When the police dug in they found he was a bestiality porn star whose final act involved taking it from a stallion.
 
Look up Mister Hands on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Bring brain bleach.

Long story short this guy showed up at a hospital and died from a ruptured colon. When the police dug in they found he was a bestiality porn star whose final act involved taking it from a stallion.
Kenneth Pinyan. He was an engineer at Boeing with a fucking top secret security clearance. Some edgy art film losers made a documentary about his life that won awards at Cannes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
 
How do you know what a sexually assaulted horse looks like? This article brings up so many questions it's hard to process everything at once.

Seeing as humans have been domesticating horses for at least 10,000 years now.... my guess is there's 9,999 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 50 minutes of equine sexual assault history out there for vets to draw from.
 
My guess is that there were friction streaks on the mare's female parts.

Seeing as humans have been domesticating horses for at least 10,000 years now.... my guess is there's 9,999 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 50 minutes of equine sexual assault history out there for vets to draw from.
When a vet can go "Yep. That horse got a nonconsensual dicking from a really gross dude." just by looking at the horse, it makes me wonder how many horses get sexually assaulted in Oregon on average. Not doubting at all that there is veterinary criteria for these things, just never considered it to be so prevalent.
 
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