Honest Genre Names

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rock and roll: banging, wailing, and screaming lmfao
 
Lofi hip hop: what the nightcore faggots have been up to lately. Also known as sad boy hours.
 
Country (when it’s sad): whiskey-drinking, tractor tunes to ride around and beat your spouse to
Country (when it’s not sad): whiskey-drinking, tractor tunes to ride around and LARP as a cowboy to
Hip-Hop: any good beat/track/style/lyric will be repeated in every other hip-hop song forever (ft. Lil’ Wayne)
Pop: songs that take 15 people to write (ft. Pitbull)
 
Pop/Punk: derivative garbage that lacks any real edge of punk, to the point of being labeled as a slash-subgenre of pop
 
Punk: just power chords and bleating, because knowing how to play instruments or sing is for posers

Hardcore: same as above but with more shouting and fighting

Thrash metal: play fast and loud all the time or you're a sell out

Death Metal: Troma Films as a music genre

Black Metal: the quest to be the edgiest loser in Norway

Glam Metal: Wear more makeup than the chicks you bang.
 
Emo Rap - It's just like Hip-Hop, but it's sad
Alternative Rock - Another name for Punk Rock
Indie Rock - Another name for Alternative Rock
Nu Metal - Metal for sad, angry wiggers
Alternative R&B - Neo Soul with another name
 
Instead of Boeremusik, they should just call it "concertina, guitar, and banjo ensemble". I can't ever hear any other instruments in the milieu.
 
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