Hookup Thread? - Anybody wanna scrump no strings attached?

[milkshark]

Yo

Not sure if Kiwi Farms had a random hookup thread. People gotta be pent up here, or at least desperate to cheat on their horrible spouse.

Asking for a friend.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

lol if you haven't banged every kiwi by now

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

13/f/cali

 

[on a serious note]

Maybe combine this with that weird "aids resistance thread"

 

[Picklechu]

$50/hour

 

[Ruin]

Anybody into trannies?

 

[Funnybone]

 

[Zoobles]

So would banging a kiwi give you the "Online Socialization is a Bust" trophy, or some other horrible new trophy yet to be determined?

@Null

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Love is a horrible lie.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Yes please come to

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

Be sure to bring some of your favorite drugs

 

[The Dude]

You couldn't afford me.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

So would banging a kiwi give you the "Online Socialization is a Bust" trophy, or some other horrible new trophy yet to be determined?

@Null

No, then you and the Kiwi you fucked would both owe Null $20 for his matchmaking services

 

[Ntwadumela]

I hope you like lion penis, because that's what you're getting when you hook-up with me..
JOKING

 

[DuskEngine]

So would banging a kiwi give you the "Online Socialization is a Bust" trophy, or some other horrible new trophy yet to be determined?

@Null

You have to give Null $20.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I wouldn't mind hooking up with a passable tranny 2nite

 

[Lipitor]

I am here to put some hooks up, where do they need to go?

Also anyone want to molly and eat ass?

 

[Sammy]

This seems like a terrible, awful idea that no good can come from.
I'm in.

 

[AnimuGinger]

This clearly won't end badly.

 

[on a serious note]

I hope you like lion penis, because that's what you're getting when you hook-up with me..

mufasa noooo

 

[Handsome Pete]

Everyone posting in here should preemptively send dick pics to every user, just to get it out of the way so it won't be awkward later.