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Found footage is really hard to get right. I find most of it boring really, most of the film is just POV shot with heavy breathing. Thanks Blair Witch. I enjoy the found footage movies that actually look like raw documentary footage not wondering why they have a camera on that at this time while they hide from the killer.
Found footage sucks because you already know how it's going to end. Everyone dies and the camera falls on the floor. That's every found footage movie basically. The only one I ever enjoyed was Digging Up the Marrow but maybe that would be considered a mockumentary I'm not sure.
 
not wondering why they have a camera on that at this time while they hide from the killer.
It reminds me of horror fiction where the story is a first-person account being written down and the narrator keeps writing until they're cut off by whatever doom.

Like happened with some of those Lovecraft Mythos stories, as pointed out by author/editor Robert M. Price in this 1982 piece originally published in his 'zine Crypt of Cthulhu: Famous Last Words. I thought of this article sometimes after seeing yet another found footage flick where someone keeps holding the camera no matter what.

We refer, of course, to those which break off in mid-scream with the narrator’s grisly doom. There is nothing untoward about such a device per se, but these narrators seem to be as addicted to writing as we are to reading. They perish pen-in-hand, their death-rattle committed to paper.

Examples he cites are

. . . too late — cannot help self — black paws materialize — am dragged away toward the cellar. . . . (H. P. Lovecraft, “The Diary of Alonzo Typer”)

Are we supposed to imagine poor Typer writing this onto the floorboards he is being dragged across? No, because according to the story’s “frame”, the narrative is all contained in his diary. And this is the problem with all these story-endings. They are part of written documents. And even if someone were writing when some horror came upon him, he would drop quill or Bic long before these narrators do.

The silliest of the bunch, and therefore the best example, is the ending of Frank Belknap Long’s “The Hounds of Tindalos”:

  • God, they are breaking through! They are breaking through! Smoke is pouring from the corners of the wall. Their tongues — ahhh —
Ahhh indeed.
 
Found footage sucks because you already know how it's going to end. Everyone dies and the camera falls on the floor. That's every found footage movie basically. The only one I ever enjoyed was Digging Up the Marrow but maybe that would be considered a mockumentary I'm not sure.
That's ridiculous, that's like saying slashers are horrible because you already know there's going to be either only one survivor who kills the baddy (but not really) or SuBvErSioN and the bad guy wins and no one's left alive (pretty much only applies to sequels)
 
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The first movie was just too perfect. It's as simple as that. Another example would be 2010: The Year We Made Contact. A fine film by itself. But, as a sequel to 2001... Yeah. It cannot compare. Nothing else can.

And yes, I am comparing Texas Chainsaw Massacre to Kubrick and fun fact: TCM was on Kubrick's all time favorite film list (alongside American Werewolf in London and White Man Can't Jump).


All of these were confirmed by his widow. Eraserhead he said publicly is one of the few films he wished he had directed.
I find myself watching 2010 a lot more.
2001 is a Great Film, 2010 is a good movie. Everybody drinks water, to wax Twain
 
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Found footage sucks because you already know how it's going to end. Everyone dies and the camera falls on the floor. That's every found footage movie basically. The only one I ever enjoyed was Digging Up the Marrow but maybe that would be considered a mockumentary I'm not sure.
The best found footage movies, and they're rare, are the ones where it has a wrap around of the footage actually being found and watched to find out why everyone died. Yes, we know everyone is going to die but the interesting part is finding out how. There are some out there that are more then just a teen running in an old dark house with a camcorder/gopro. The only reason the Blair Witch did as well as it did was the advertisement campaign that built it up. It was fun to watch in theaters with people and have a good time, but I could never get in to it again after that.
 
The best found footage movies, and they're rare, are the ones where it has a wrap around of the footage actually being found and watched to find out why everyone died. Yes, we know everyone is going to die but the interesting part is finding out how. There are some out there that are more then just a teen running in an old dark house with a camcorder/gopro. The only reason the Blair Witch did as well as it did was the advertisement campaign that built it up. It was fun to watch in theaters with people and have a good time, but I could never get in to it again after that.
I'm weird about Blair Witch Project. I HATED this flick first time I saw it. Then years afterward, completely removed of all levels of over-hype, I then really appreciated it. I think it's one of the best horror flicks of that time. Obviously not for everyone of course.
 
I'm weird about Blair Witch Project. I HATED this flick first time I saw it. Then years afterward, completely removed of all levels of over-hype, I then really appreciated it. I think it's one of the best horror flicks of that time. Obviously not for everyone of course.
I wasn't around as I was too young to know about the movie or its marketing, yet the closest I can think of was the one Scooby Doo bumper on CN where it parodied the movie itself

I watched the actual movie in 2010 during my teen years, and I liked it. It's not as good as other found footage horror prior to, but it's still a very creepy movie, and reading about the marketing behind it, it's absolutely impressive.
 
I wasn't around as I was too young to know about the movie or its marketing, yet the closest I can think of was the one Scooby Doo bumper on CN where it parodied the movie itself
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RHC47AryfHQ
I watched the actual movie in 2010 during my teen years, and I liked it. It's not as good as other found footage horror prior to, but it's still a very creepy movie, and reading about the marketing behind it, it's absolutely impressive.
I forgot about Scooby Doo Project lol
I thought that jp thing about the Behind-The-Scenes of the idol song that came up here a little while back was pretty good
 
I'm weird about Blair Witch Project. I HATED this flick first time I saw it. Then years afterward, completely removed of all levels of over-hype, I then really appreciated it. I think it's one of the best horror flicks of that time. Obviously not for everyone of course.
See I'm the opposite. I had a lot more fun in the theater with other horror fans having a good time watching the movie. I remember it being dead quiet most of the time as people watched it then the end happened and we all screamed. Good times, but I could never get that same feeling after. I don't think it's a bad movie, but it's just not as good as the first time I saw it and got to discover it. Any of the sequels are trash. They should just stop.

Now Paranormal Activity, that's trash. OOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO Here's a ghost in rich white people house while we all have these convenient cameras in every room. WooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
See I'm the opposite. I had a lot more fun in the theater with other horror fans having a good time watching the movie. I remember it being dead quiet most of the time as people watched it then the end happened and we all screamed. Good times, but I could never get that same feeling after. I don't think it's a bad movie, but it's just not as good as the first time I saw it and got to discover it. Any of the sequels are trash. They should just stop.
Maybe it's time for a revisit? Worst thing that happened to Blair Witch is that it was too popular. Best thing that happened is that introduced god knows how many people to Cannibal Holocaust.

I see Blair Witch as a great little stepping stone movie. It's something more normie types watch and get scared and hopefully they get attached to the genre. Almost like that zone in a community pool between the kiddie area and the deep end.
 
I recall enjoying Blair Witch in the theater when it was new, but having absolutely no patience for it when rewatching it on cable some years later.
 
Maybe it's time for a revisit? Worst thing that happened to Blair Witch is that it was too popular. Best thing that happened is that introduced god knows how many people to Cannibal Holocaust.

I see Blair Witch as a great little stepping stone movie. It's something more normie types watch and get scared and hopefully they get attached to the genre. Almost like that zone in a community pool between the kiddie area and the deep end.
That might be the problem. I had seen Cannibal Holocaust before Blair Witch. I just kind of belly flopped in to the pool after running past the safe stuff.
 
Have there been any good sequels/remakes/reboots to this? I've seen a few (3D, Next Generation,
I missed this post. The first 3 movies are where it's at. Part 2 is a lot of fun but has a lacking body count (grand total of on screen kills made by the family is only 2) but has tons of iconic lines and became a fan favorite over the years. Part 3 is more divisive and there's several different versions (Cut to shit R version that has ZERO gore, Unrated that restores some of the gore totalling about a minute but it is appreciated, then the workprint version which has more character-driven scenes, more scenes of the family, and a blink and you miss it shot of Leatherface chainsawing a woman in the cunt) to try to make this run on sentence somewhat short, you have to watch either the workprint or a fan-edit that combines the unrated cut with the workprint. The workprint has a different and much bleaker ending as well.

Then after that it's a complete shitshow. Some people just hate part 3 and I get that. Joe Bob Briggs being one of the harshest critics of 3 but bizzarely enough he is one of the few champions of part 4:

Return of TCM.JPG

He defended part 4 again during a Last Drive-In screening of the original. I personally believe he was just doing a favor to Kim Henkel because of his ties to the franchise up to and including his cameo in part 2. I also personally believe that Joe Bob intensely dislikes part 3 chiefly because it was the first TCM movie shot outside Texas and to rub salt in the wound it was in California. Which is funny because you'd think he'd appreciate this line from part 3:



But I digress. The rest of the movies are pretty bad. Part 4 being almost so bad it's good with Matthew McConaughey insanity. Your mileage may vary with the remake. Prequel to remake is pure gory trash and has too much emphasis on R. Lee Ermey. The 3D entry had it's heart in the right place with some of the cameos (it's the only other movie that has Gunnar Hansen in it) but it's not a good movie and the logic is beyond retarded (and that's coming from me!). The other Leatherface movie which is a prequel is maybe tolerable if you look at it as more of a twisted road movie trying to be like Rob Zombie that had TCM elements grafted onto it. The last one that came out on Netflix is also beyond retarded but has some fantastic gore. Just watch a kill reel without soyboy commentary and that's the only way to enjoy it.


This is legit one of the best gore scenes of the entire franchise. It's just a shame it's packaged in such a shit film.

TLDR: it's a battered and thoroughly raped franchise like Halloween and Hellraiser and it really needs a shephard to guide it in a good direction. The problem with all of the sequels and remakes is that the rights holders of the original are a consortium and they say yes to the first guy who has money. With the Halloween and Hellraiser franchises you can mostly blame on the Weinstein's and other short-sighted producers.
 
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Now Paranormal Activity, that's trash. OOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO Here's a ghost in rich white people house while we all have these convenient cameras in every room. WooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It had a great marketing campaign, the movies are just shit all and all, and these movies are just another shitty product of the late-00s/early-10s
 
I'm weird about Blair Witch Project. I HATED this flick first time I saw it. Then years afterward, completely removed of all levels of over-hype, I then really appreciated it. I think it's one of the best horror flicks of that time. Obviously not for everyone of course.
This was my exact same experience.

I recently rewatched Paranormal Activity however, and it's somehow worse than the first time I saw it.
 
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