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Is black people versus white vampires the new thing?*
*Sinners was done filming in July 2024 while Night Patrol finished theirs in October 2024. So it looks to be a coincidence that these two movies have a similar central conflict.
I would say Blade was like that but that's more a case of the hero just happened to be black. I'm sure it's all a metaphor for the oppressed fighting the ruling class.
I think the remake of Candyman is where I stopped caring about that bullshit.
 
Finally saw the new frankenstein and though it was pretty uneven. It feels like they weren't very confident on Victor being a monster so they Felt the need to make Elizabeth's entire character just calling Victor a fuck.
Elizabeth is kind of sort of the reincarnation of his mother, whom he has been unable to let go (indicated by him constantly drinking milk), and she rejects him. The audience already knows Victor is a POS but it's for him to maybe wake up and realize that he's become something just as bad as his father; obviously it takes him a while.

I don't believe that something brought up in a culture as cruel as a predator would let go of their honor and way of life in the course of a day. I know predators aren't human but there's a lot of stubbornness that comes along with pride. I can see him joining a pact for utility but not because of emotions.
I do think it happens way too fast.

His size wasn't even an issue in the end. He abandoned his original goal and was able to kill the head predator because his heart grew 3 sizes that day.
His fighting style was completely different. He learned to be more evasive and less head-on, which had been his problem in the beginning fight with his brother. I also assumed a decent amount of time had passed judging by the size of their fugly pet, so he had been training specifically to counteract the fighting style of his clan.

This is what happens when woke crap infects comics as well.
I think it's a lot more strategic than woke. I think they are hoping to make a show from this that can fill a similar niche to Guardians of the Galaxy (rumors there would be spin-off shows but nothing has materialized) and Star Wars (still a successful franchise but now the butt of many a joke).

Overall I think it was just okay and I think if, like what you said, it had been more mature and taken place over a longer period of time, it would have been far superior.
 
I would say Blade was like that but that's more a case of the hero just happened to be black. I'm sure it's all a metaphor for the oppressed fighting the ruling class.
When Blade first showed up in the comics he was British and just hated Vampires because one pretended to be a doctor and killed his mother while she was going in to labor. They changed him a lot after the movies.
 
Watched a weird war movie/horror zombie movie called Overlord
I really like Weird War II as a subgenre of war/horror movies, but DAMN the execution is lacking.

It's always some Z-grade, no-budget schlock with actors that were working the cash register at Walmart the previous week and MAYBE a B or C listed if you're lucky.

Just ONCE I'd like to see a Weird War II movie with a proper budget, talent both behind and in front of the camera that takes itself seriously.

Is that too much to ask for?
 
Tubi diving brought me to a couple of Japanese horror films I hadn't seen in a while. Doomed Megalopolis, based on Hiroshi Aramata's bestselling fantasy/horror novel series Teito Monogatari, published in the mid-1980s, an occult history of Tokyo where, over the course of decades, numerous characters, both fictional and historical, find themselves struggling against a mysterious immortal sorcerer, Yasunori Kato, who is supposedly a descendant of one of the early indigenous tribes of Japan and seeks revenge on Japan and it's Imperial Court for his people being conquered and slaughtered 2000 years before. He is said to be an incarnation of their curse against the Yamato people. His plans to destroy Tokyo included stirring up an ancient spirit of an 8th century samurai and provincial leader that had become a guardian spirit of Tokyo, whose disturbance from his rest will cause him to lash out and destroy everything in sight. This is, though, a very abridged adaption of the first 1/3 of the books, set in the 1920s, and through the rest of the series, Kato works behind the scenes of the 20th century to bring about occult disaster upon Japan, opposed by and interacting with many real and fictional folks, for instance, Yukio Mishima. Concepts such as fung shei, astrology, onmydo mysticism, occult groups like the Freemasons, and so on are touched upon - the series is credited with exploding a lot of these historical, mystical concepts back into the Japanese public consciousness that had either fallen by the wayside or otherwise played down over the decades.

Kato appeared in other novels by Aramata, and his on-screen appearances have led to him being often referenced in Japanese pop culture, and inspired many characters visually, what with his uniform and gloves. Bison from Street Fighter, is supposedly one example of a visually influenced character.

Kato's gloves are marked with a five-pointed "Seiman" star, a symbol of onmydo, a form of magic and divination based on Chinese astrology, and specifically the symbol of the most famous onmyoji in history and Japanese folklore, Abe no Seimei. Kato is a onmyoji, but uses the magic for evil, and is opposed by one Yasumasa Hirai, also an onmyoji supposedly descended from Seimei, who even resembles the historical depictions of him, and in the novels leads a faction against Kato in defense of Japan.

The 1988 film was followed the next year by the sequel Tokyo: The Last War which was very loosely based on the 11th book in the series, set during the final days of WWII - it was lighter on the SFX and budget but darker in its tone than the novels. Then there was another very abridged adaption of the first third of the books, the four episode direct to video anime (or Original Video Animation) series Doomed Megalopolis which cranked up the horror, sex and violence - though not too over the top compared to other offerings from the time.

The character of Kato showed up on screen again in Takashi Miike's relatively light-hearted in comparison fantasy The Great Yokai War, based on another of Aramata's novels. This time, Kato is back, having ditched his usual black Imperial Army-style uniforms for a suit, leading an army of disgruntled creatures of Japanese folklore, many of them based upon items and junk discarded by humans, opposed by other yokai led by a young boy who learned he's a chosen one type.
 

Watch the Official Trailer for Return to Silent Hill, an upcoming action horror film distributed by Konami and Cineverse. Witness the thriller that's inspired by the iconic video game franchise with Return to Silent Hill, in theaters on January 23, 2026.

When a mysterious letter calls him back to Silent Hill searching for his lost love, James finds a once-recognizable town and encounters figures both familiar and new and begins to question his own sanity.

Return to Silent Hill stars Hannah Emily Anderson, Jeremy Irvine, Robert Strange, Evie Templeton, Pearse Egan, Eve Macklin, Emily Carding, and more. The film is directed by Christophe Gans and written by Christophe Gans, Hiroyuki Owaku, and William Josef Schneider.

Return to Silent Hill is in theaters on January 23, 2026.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fTPHkslPCr0
Watch the Official Trailer for Return to Silent Hill, an upcoming action horror film distributed by Konami and Cineverse. Witness the thriller that's inspired by the iconic video game franchise with Return to Silent Hill, in theaters on January 23, 2026.

When a mysterious letter calls him back to Silent Hill searching for his lost love, James finds a once-recognizable town and encounters figures both familiar and new and begins to question his own sanity.

Return to Silent Hill stars Hannah Emily Anderson, Jeremy Irvine, Robert Strange, Evie Templeton, Pearse Egan, Eve Macklin, Emily Carding, and more. The film is directed by Christophe Gans and written by Christophe Gans, Hiroyuki Owaku, and William Josef Schneider.

Return to Silent Hill is in theaters on January 23, 2026.
I have almost no faith in this being any good.
 
Well it's the same guy who wrote the first one, and had wanted the first one to be all women. That's why it feels like there are 2 movies; the stuff with Chris and investigating with the police and... everything else.

Plus things have been kinda shit since Ascension. Sure the remake looks better than the first remake, but it's also been modernized. Maria is covered up and dressed respectfully for modern day. Really throws the whole meaning off. But hey! You can track how many windows you broke now. That is so much more important than Maria cleavage.

Haven't even paid attention to Silent Hill f. I know it came out. I know after taxes the base game was $120 in Canada. So fuck that.

Also he's the one who made Alyssa the devil, and again he just wanted to make a movie all women. Probably would have been better if it came out closer to 2020 than today.
 
Well it's the same guy who wrote the first one, and had wanted the first one to be all women.
Also he's the one who made Alyssa the devil, and again he just wanted to make a movie all women. Probably would have been better if it came out closer to 2020 than today.
When I think of the perfect vehicle for female empowerment it’s definitely the franchise with sexual repression monsters/becoming the unwilling vessel for a god’s rebirth
 
Interesting start to episode 5 for Derry ngl. I'll let yall know how it ends up.

edit : it's okay. feels slightly "Marvelized" but it relatively works because Pennywise is suppose to be a clever adaptable monster. I still think the greatest parts of the story involve the "Everything is Normal..but not at all." Series does okay with that but there could be more unsettling building.
 
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Well I signed on for the Exorcist reboot.
.......what?
Didn't they just do that though? Didn't like two exorcist movies that came out recently and one of them was like a soft reboot? I thought?

If they ever remake Monster Squad, by the way, shoot me, or something else put me out of my misery. There is no way they could make Dracula picking a four-year-old up by the chin and calling her a bitch among other things. Just shoot me.
 
If they ever remake Monster Squad, by the way, shoot me, or something else put me out of my misery. There is no way they could make Dracula picking a four-year-old up by the chin and calling her a bitch among other things. Just shoot me.
I am still surprised that Monster Squad wasn't one of the seven billion attempts to reboot Uni Horror
like when you see an Amicus movie but miss the open and you're like "huh, I don't remember this Hammer movie?"
 
like when you see an Amicus movie but miss the open and you're like "huh, I don't remember this Hammer movie?"
Well if it's an anthology then it's probably Amicus, unless it's neither, like Tales That Witness Madness:

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this is the one that did Calvin & Hobbes first (no doubt C&H will get a lousy horror movie when it enters public domain in a hundred years)
 
There is no way they could make Dracula picking a four-year-old up by the chin and calling her a bitch among other things. Just shoot me.
It still blows my mind how that actor made that character as genuinely frightening and threatening as he was. He was so goddamned inhuman on the inside that somehow dressing him up as Party City Dracula made him more threatening. Like how Pennywise and all those killer movie clowns badly mimic something mundane and nonthreatening, thereby making it way more offputting.

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