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After a young man gets separated from his friends while in the woods, he falls into a 10-foot deep pit of spikes, impaling him through the leg, and leaving him trapped. He quickly learns that his fall was not an accident.

In Theatres May 29th

Pitfall is a survival horror film starring Richard Harmon, Alexandra Essoe, and Randy Couture.
 
Alaska20k said:
Teaser for the resident evil movie is out, I fear this corroborates the leaked script from a little while ago

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Don't have high hopes for this one, but I also wasn't super into Barbarian or Weapons. I think what they should've done, if they wanted to avoid using the main characters from the games, was just use Resident Evil: Outbreak as the basis for the story. You have Raccoon City and zombies, and you can use some T-Virus mutations.
 
UsedUp said:

After a young man gets separated from his friends while in the woods, he falls into a 10-foot deep pit of spikes, impaling him through the leg, and leaving him trapped. He quickly learns that his fall was not an accident.

In Theatres May 29th

Pitfall is a survival horror film starring Richard Harmon, Alexandra Essoe, and Randy Couture.
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Mole People teaches us that slavery is wrong, even if you're enslaving subhuman monsters that eat human flesh. That's the 1950s version of woke. Also, the internet's telling me that executives changed the plot to avoid concerns about miscegenation (underground dwellers officially aren't white).

Modern filmmakers could learn a lot from this movie: just because a movie is a clumsy anti-racism allegory, that's no reason for it to not be extremely racist. You can do both.
 
Hokum is like a better Stephen King story (aka his short stories). I liked that it did not turn out to be the trope of the outsider is the target of the shady locals. Adam Scott did a fine job and had a good character arc. Parts of the third act dragged and I thought some scenes could have cut or changed to get to the payoff that was set up in the first act. Before I get into spoilers, my final score is a 7/10 ringing bells.
The crux of the story is Scott's character forgiving himself for accidently killing his mom with his dad's gun when he was a child. The first half does a good part of hinting at who shot his mom without telling and you'll probably piece it together by the time the first act ends. The problem is after knowing what happened, you have to sit through flashbacks and spooky hallucinations that tell you what you already know.

There were a number of scenes that would have more effective without the jumpscare sound effect. That being said the were also scenes where having the sound effect would be appropriate, such as a certain uncanny figure used in the trailers or when the witch is seen climbing the walls of the elevator that connects the honeymoon suite to the basement.
 
Big Miss Steak said:
I'm a lifelong Floridian and I've done Islands of Adventure and Universal Studios in the summer and it was miserable unless you had a fast pass. Thanks for the confirmation that Epic is degrees of magnitude worse.
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Spring Break is the best time for Universal and Islands of Adventure. The weather is nice and the crowds aren't too crazy.
 
Within the first six minutes of the video, a tranny British individual with a notably deep voice begins expressing criticisms regarding John Wayne's alleged racism, misogyny, and support for genocide. Mind you he is praising Rob Zombie's writing. The same guy who added a graphic rape scene to the first Halloween remake to increase nudity. Breadtubers don’t even like Rob Zombie yet literal trannies can’t get enough of him. Anyone else noticed this?
 
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Battlefield2142EU said:
Within the first six minutes of the video, a tranny British individual with a notably deep voice begins expressing criticisms regarding John Wayne's alleged racism, misogyny, and support for genocide. Mind you he is praising Rob Zombie's writing. The same guy who added a graphic rape scene to the first Halloween remake to increase nudity. Breadtubers don’t even like Rob Zombie yet literal trannies can’t get enough of him. Anyone else noticed this?
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No, I typically go out of my way not to hear trannys speak
 
UsedUp said:

After a young man gets separated from his friends while in the woods, he falls into a 10-foot deep pit of spikes, impaling him through the leg, and leaving him trapped. He quickly learns that his fall was not an accident.

In Theatres May 29th

Pitfall is a survival horror film starring Richard Harmon, Alexandra Essoe, and Randy Couture.
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Ewe, it's coming out in May. It's gonna be a steaming pile of garbage.
 
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