A fat dark brown mare nibbles her flank after feeling a fly wandering over her rear momentarily.
She then lifts her tail to drop some hot bales of stinky poop which fall to the ground with soft thuds. Steam rises from them against the crisp morning air. She finishes off with a squeaky fart.
Having tended to her business, the mare stares across her paddock."When two legs bring carrots?" She pondered.