House cleaning tips

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Not kidding, drinking beer and talking to a friend on the phone makes cleaning a breeze. Can get a lot done between the second and fifth or so double IPA while discussing the holocaust.

Or just make your mom do it.
 
Not kidding, drinking beer and talking to a friend on the phone makes cleaning a breeze. Can get a lot done between the second and fifth or so double IPA while discussing the holocaust.

Or just make your mom do it.
watching reruns of The Simpsons and South Park on cytube counts as talking to a friend, right?
 
Dust periodically so that it doesn't build up into the big dusty nightmare that I find myself having to fight because I kept putting it off. Dusting makes me sneeze really bad. BUT now that I have like, five facemasks, I realized that those will make my dusting life a lot easier.
On the subject of dusting you should also check around your power strips and outlets periodically, I have a few spots in my house that get forgotten and the dust buildup could potentially be unsafe.
 
I'm lazy. For the bath room I like to move out everything that can't get wet, then hose everything down and scrub all surfaces with a dishsponge. Weird, but easy

This, but with a high pressure jet washer. Combines the hose and scrub in one easy and fun step. Blasting the mold out of the gaps between the tiles is one of the best non chemically induced highs there is.
 
Dexadrine

God I miss those. I never would have made it through second year of uni without them.

As for housecleaning, vinegar works wonders for all kinds of things, and it’s cheap as hell.

It’s great for cleaning rust from cast iron skillets.

It’s great for cleaning glass.

It’s effective for removing hard water buildup from your kettle or coffee maker.

You can use it place of fabric softener for softer clothes/fluffier towels because it helps to get rid of lingering soap residue more effectively.

In conjunction with baking soda, it’s great for cleaning out the dishwasher. Just run a load with nothing but a container full of baking soda, then run a load with a container full of vinegar.

Also, splurge and get a robot vacuum. It’s worth every penny, especially when you have two cats.
 
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