HOUSE TOUR | DECLUTTERING - 7/17/2019

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Her version of decluttering is literally moving her hoard to a different part of the Fag Shanty. Y’all know she made a show it without actually throwing away anything. She couldn’t bear to part with her dozens of wax melts, journals, and candles.
 
ADHD said:
I'm torn on this. We know that's cat shit. But since Amber doesn't empty her cats' litter box, maybe she actually didn't recognize it for what it is. Lying or stupid? (Probably bolth).
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Bolth.

Definitely bolth.

That brings up a good point, though. We know she let the animals just shit all over the place in her totally clean apartment where Dusty left her in the dust that she was totes obsessed with keeping clean. I bet there is cat shit all over the fucking place. Cats do not like to share litterboxes and they definitely do not like to shit in a dirty litter box. It's an instinctive throwback because a predator could smell where they've been. I wonder why Beckster Butler isn't keeping up with that chore better.
 
ADHD said:
I'm torn on this. We know that's cat shit. But since Amber doesn't empty her cats' litter box, maybe she actually didn't recognize it for what it is. Lying or stupid? (Probably bolth).
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true, she needs her glasses but won't get new ones. Do they make plus-size glasses? Contacts would just be a big fat no with her dirty fingernails and not washing off her makeup.

And with 2 cats, she should have 3 litterboxes. Common knowledge.
 
Why does she not do depop? Is there other 600lb woman in her neighborhood that could use the clothes for a garage sale? No one would order one of her journals unless it had some poems in them 😌. This bitch has totally taken over that house wtf.
 
You can fucking smell this video.

I want a team of microbiologists clad in hazmat suits to enter the hut and scrounge for a new specimen of mega-plague.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Kondolynn probably got a talkin to about her hoard. Also, that's a poop segment from a dehydrated cat, not a "dog food." We know the pet food is tan and round enough to slip on and cause a fall on baby soft feet. And my bet is they sell the hoard to Rafe or Becky's mom to sell in her fleamarket booth. View attachment 845739
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Bruh. I swear that's a rat turd :cryblood: (the cat's litter box is in the gorls' bathroom)
 
So she is offically moving out of the bedroom into the den. That is where she can grow and expand even more.

Also that is totally cat shit turd on the floor.
 
Where was the tour part? We got that room.

Which I'm suspecting might be her new living area. They're pushing her to the annex.
 
Did anyone else get the sense that she was using all of her "Amberism" catchphrases on purpose? There was something contrived and formulaic about this video, the way she gave into people telling her to get rid of her shit, although she's selling instead of donating, maybe both. I don't think the house is dirty enough for a TLC show, but maybe this part of something...
 
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Accidentally paused on this lovely face
 
If she does move into that room, at least she'll have a nice view of the outdoors from her bariatric bed. And some natural light to draw on her red clown eyebrows for when she wants to look her best doing a bedsheet haul.

Speaking of her eyebrows, anyone else seeing a shaved-pubes-growing back-in situation here?
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hotcheetospuffs said:
true, she needs her glasses but won't get new ones. Do they make plus-size glasses? Contacts would just be a big fat no with her dirty fingernails and not washing off her makeup.

And with 2 cats, she should have 3 litterboxes. Common knowledge.
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If she tried to put contacs with her dirty fingers she would surely get an aaaayeh infection, and I'm somehow certain of the fact that none of us has the guts to go through that saga.
 
Maybe I'm unusual, but if something doesn't serve a purpose besides being "pretty" (art, photos, and heirlooms aside), it doesn't belong in my house.
What I would give to storm in there and throw out all those pretty "decoration situations" she has on every surface...
 
Phalanx said:
Holy fuck i just realised she lived in an fucking annex
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Yeah, they live in an addition to the house. That house has a crazy layout that I'm still not really clear on and it's been 2 years. I know the gays' bedroom is off of the kitchen and the living room is off of the kitchen which also contains the little dining area. The annex area begins right off of the living room area I think? Not sure where the garage or laundry area comes into play, though.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
the way she gave into people telling her to get rid of her shit, although she's selling instead of donating, maybe both.
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We already know a local hambeast who can wear Amber's clothes: Tammy Slaton.
 
Whatthefuck said:
I bet there is cat shit all over the fucking place.
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Honestly, I was wondering if maybe the litter box is near the back door and a little turd got kicked out by accident....but I feel like that's giving her too much credit. She probably has one tiny litterbox that never gets cleaned and the cats go everywhere. Shame because that apartment is cute, makes me consider moving to tuckey.
 
Whatthefuck said:
Yeah, they live in an addition to the house. That house has a crazy layout that I'm still not really clear on and it's been 2 years. I know the gays' bedroom is off of the kitchen and the living room is off of the kitchen which also contains the little dining area. The annex area begins right off of the living room area I think? Not sure where the garage or laundry area comes into play, though.
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Which this title should have fixed.
What the fuck else is a tour supposed to be?
 
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