How about a game of Fortunately, Unfortunately? - Hopefully it'll entertain some of us during quarantine

[Pina Colada]

Unfortunately, there have been multiple supermarket shootings due to toilet paper shortages.

 

[Orion Balls]

"Fortunately, true patriots are able to mill their own paper, and thus haven't been shot."

 

[Book Thief]

"Unfortunately, it's all single-ply."

 

[Scratch This Nut]

“Fortunately, nobody died for it.”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Unfortunately, I’m not Michael Jordan.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

"Fortunately, Bugs Bunny is here to save the day."

 

[Book Thief]

"Unfortunately, he is not here to slam, nor to jam."

 

[Kari Kamiya]

"Fortunately, we got Duck Dodgers out of it."

 

[Scratch This Nut]

“Unfortunately, by the 24th 1/2 century ducks will probably be extinct.”

 

[KittyGremlin]

“Unfortunately by the 24th 1/2 century ducks will probably be extinct.”

Fortunately, ducks aren't very useful animals for anything

 

[Book Thief]

"Unfortunately, we run out of duck meat and starve."

 

[Scratch This Nut]

“Fortunately, almost nobody normal eats duck in the first place.”

 

[Orion Balls]

"Unfortunately, we will still starve unless someone wants to finally pull out that can of corned beef we've all been afraid to touch."
*Edit- It's from the Gulf War. Yum, vintage tinned meat!

 

[Spooky Bones]

Fortunately, the Irish have no compunctions eating expired corned beef and worse.

 

[Book Thief]

"Unfortunately, the Irish have all died due to a lack of potatoes."

 

[Scratch This Nut]

“Fortunately, Bono is dead.”

 

[Book Thief]

"Unfortunately, the only people left to repopulate the Earth are incels."

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Fortunately, we have sperm banks

 

[Orion Balls]

"Unfortunately, JY was a constant donor before he started getting his period."

 

[Book Thief]

"Fortunately, his semen isn't pozzed."